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Bad Jokes That Are Funny Because They Are Bad

Miscellaneous By: EstelleeA
Jokes


yes some of the worst jokes I have heard :P
some are alright ...others shouldn't be called jokes


Submitted:Mar 16, 2010    Reads: 28,732    Comments: 53    Likes: 13   


Q. Whats a boomerang called when it doesn't come back? A. A Stick Q. How does a man make time fly? A. he throws a clock out of the window.

Man: Doctor Doctor! I think I'm turning into curtains. Doctor: Pull yourself together man

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog

Q. What is long, brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Man: Knock Knock

girl: whos there

Man: orange

Girl: orange who?

Man: orange you glad I didn't say banana? (Aren't you glad I didn't say banana)

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun

A duck walks into a chemist and says "Give me some chap stick and put it on my bill"

A man walks into a bar.....OUCH!

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree?? A snooker table.

Q. When is a car not a car? A. When it turns into a driveway

Please add to the list (:





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