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A Thanksgiving misunderstanding

Miscellaneous By: Harlowe Pilgrim
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"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"


Submitted:Nov 16, 2012    Reads: 91    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"

"Just what you said, Pa. You said to go out behind the barn, and …"

"PLUCK the turkey, James! I said PLUCK the turkey!"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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