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Mom sure loves cooking

Miscellaneous By: Harlowe Pilgrim
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Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast, and all the guests arrived at the same time.


Submitted:Nov 9, 2012    Reads: 84    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


Mom sure loves cooking

Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast, and all the guests arrived at the same time.

He greeted them at the door. "Happy Thanksgiving," he said.

"Happy Thanksgiving," they replied.

"Where's your mom?" one of them asked.

"In the kitchen sucking off the turkey."

"She's what?"

"You know, with the baster thing. It sucks off the juice, and squirts it all over?"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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