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Pilgrim Spermicide

Miscellaneous By: Harlowe Pilgrim
Jokes



"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?"


Submitted:Nov 16, 2012    Reads: 71    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?"

"No."

"In fact, the Pilgrim's swore by it."

"So, how did it work?"

"How did it work? Have you noticed all the white people in America? You friggin' tell me!"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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