Q: How are the Pope and southern US citizens alike?
- They both wear white robes.
Q: When a drunk guy hits you, you punch them back. But what do you do when a pregnant lady hits you?
- You punch them back. Women wanted equality, so if they can't stay in the kitchen they can stay in the hospital.
Q: How can dead fetuses be useful?
- During kickoff.
Q: What do you call a group of babies?
- The Tea-Party Republicans