so 3 men got in a plane crash and landed on an island, they were captured by cannibals.
the cannibal king said,
"go into the woods, find ten of a fruit and bring back here for your next assignment, if you don't we'll kill you."
The first guy came back with ten apples and said,
"what do i do now?" The king said,
"now put them up your butt without any expression on your face, if you do your free if not, we eat you". The first guy winced on the second apple so they killed and ate him.
The second guy comes back with ten blueberries. The king says,
"shove them up your butt without an expression on your face or we eat you".
The second guy reaches nine blueberries before he breaks out laughing.
they kill and eat him too.
The first guy and the second meet up in heaven, and the first guy says,
"why'd you laugh? you were so close!"
The second guy says:
"i couldn't help myself, i saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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