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Chemistry is "Boron"

By: L A Gardner
Jokes


science jokes
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Submitted: Sep 17, 2008    Reads: 117    Comments: 4    Likes: 1   


Read the clues then look up the symbols of the listed elements. The symbols writen together will form a word and answer to the riddle. Some may have a letter to add at the end. Enjoy! (and don't feel bad if you get a few wrong!)

1. What do you call someone who plays soccer, basket ball, and base ball? aluminum, lithium (space) sulfur, tantalum, +r

2. What tool would a mechanic use? tungsten, rhenium, nitrogen, carbon, hydrogen

3. What are too early? chlorine, arsenic, sulfur, einsteinium

4. What's the word students fear the most? tellurium, sulfur, +t

5. What sound does a dog make? tungsten, oxygen, oxygen, fluorine

6. . . . a cow? molybdenum, oxygen

7 What people understand these jokes(if you find these jokes amusing, you are one, too!)? nitrogen, erbium, darmstadtium

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Answeres:

1. all star

2. wrench

3. classes

4. test

5. woof

6. moo

7. nerds


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Daniel
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The really sick thing is that I only had to look up Tungsten, and Darmstadtium (although I figured that one out). I hope your Chem-Is-Try is a little less elemental in the future, however I will enjoy your "boron" jokes until then!

Posted: Sep 17, 2008

Laura Platt
(not registered user)

aww... lacey you are so cute : )

Posted: Sep 17, 2008

hi! lacey.

1. LACEY: Although the name Lacey creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. Your name of Lacey has created a practical, responsible, stable nature, and you desire to direct the efforts of others rather than to take order or ask permission. You have a determined, self-reliant, capable nature and resent any interference, although in your desire to help you are inclined to become involved in the lives and decisions of other people. You like to make your own decisions and to be the master of your domain. You feel a limitation in your own expression when it is necessary to reach another through tact and understanding.


2. LACEY GARDNER: There are 12 letters in your name. Those 12 letters total to 59. There are 4 vowels and 8 consonants in your name.

What your first name means: Irish Male Surname.
French Female Derived from Lacey, a French Nobleman's surname.
English Female Derived from Lacey which is a French Nobleman's surname brought to British Isles after Norman conquest.

Your number is: 5
The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom.

The expression or destiny for #5: The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker.

If there is too much of the 5 energy in your makeup, you may express some the negative attitudes of the number. Your restless and impatient attitude may keep you from staying with any project for too long. Sometimes you can be rather erratic and scatter yourself and your energies. You have a hard time keeping regular office hours and maintaining any sort of a routine. You tend to react strongly if you sense that your freedom of speech or action is being impaired or restricted in any way. As clever as you are, you may have a tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again because much of your response is glib reaction rather that thoughtful application. You are in a continuous state of flux brought by constantly changing interests.

Your Soul Urge number is: 3
A Soul Urge number of 3 means: With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social.

You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance.

The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor.

On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out.

Your Inner Dream number is: 11
An Inner Dream number of 11 means: You dream of casting the light of illumination; of being the true idealist. You secretly believe there is more to life than we can know or prove, and you would like to be provider of the 'word' from on high.


3.Aug 18, 1990: Your date of conception was on or about 25 November 1989 which was a Saturday. You were born on a Saturday. under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 9.

Your fortune cookie reads: Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others.

Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 7 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448121.5. The golden number for 1990 is 15. The epact number for 1990 is 3.
The year 1990 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/27/1990 and ending 2/14/1991. You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 28 Av 5750.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 29 Av 5750.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.17.5.17 which is 12 baktun 18 katun 17 tun 5 uinal 17 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 26 Muharram 1411 (1411-1-26).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1990.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1990.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 28 February 1990.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 3 June 1990.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1990.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 20 September 1990.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 10 April 1990.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 27 February 1990.

As of 9/23/2008 9:33:47 PM EDT: You are 18 years old. You are 217 months old. You are 945 weeks old. You are 6,611 days old. You are 158,685 hours old. You are 9,521,133 minutes old. You are 571,268,027 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (1970) Edward Norton (1969) Erik 'Everlast' Schrody (1969)
Christian Slater (1969) Patrick Swayze (1952) Martin Mull (1943)
Robert Redford (1937) Roman Polanski (1933) Rosalynn Carter (1927)
Shelley Winters (1922) Meriwether Lewis (1774)

Top songs of 1990
Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor Vision of Love by Mariah Carey
Because I Love You (The Postman Song) by Stevie B Vogue by Madonna
Escapade by Janet Jackson Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul with the Wild Pair
Step By Step by New Kids On the Block How Am I Supposed to Live without You by Michael Bolton
Love Takes Time by Mariah Carey It Must Have Been Love by Roxette

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.58747553816047 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Sunday. Your lucky number is 1 & 4. Your ruling planet(s) is Sun. Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th. Your opposition sign is Aquarious. Your opposition number(s) is 8. Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 329 days till your next birthday. on which your cake will have 19 candles. Those 19 candles produce 19 BTUs,
or 4,788 calories of heat (that's only 4.7880 food Calories!). You can boil 2.17 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1990 there were approximately 4.1 million births in the US.
In 1990 the US population was approximately 248,709,873 people, 70.3 persons per square mile.
In 1990 in the US there were 2,448,000 marriages (9.8%) and 1,175,000 divorces (4.7%)
In 1990 in the US there were approximately 2,148,000 deaths (8.6 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1990 the population of Australia was approximately 17,169,768.
In 1990 there were approximately 262,648 births in Australia.
In 1990 in Australia there were approximately 116,959 marriages and 42,635 divorces.
In 1990 in Australia there were approximately 120,062 deaths.

Your birthstone is Peridot. The Mystical properties of Peridot: Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources). Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade

Your birth tree is Cedar, the Confidence. Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

There are 93 days till Christmas 2008! There are 106 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were born was waning crescent.

Posted: Sep 24, 2008

bubby... are you a friend of this person or a wierdo

Posted: Nov 14, 2008

Author Comment:

one of her pieces is about the meaning of names. it's her responce to my question.



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