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Bloodreign

By: Mike Stevens

Page 1, Bloodrein is the best heavy metal band that never existed!

Bloodreign

New Album

Warriors From Beyond the Grave

1. We’ll Slit your Throat

2. Insane Bloodreign

3. Warriors from Beyond the Grave

4. We Move In, You Move Out

5. We’re the Kings of the Dark Night

6. Reality Time Tunnel

7. Pain Graphics

8. Bloodula

9. Plasma Patrol

10. Revenge of the Screaming Guy

11. Beyond the Grave (Warriors)

Managed for Gallbladder Management by Steve Cavern

All songs written by Shorty Dallenbach

Produced by Sketch Haver

Bloodreign plays Incisor Guitars and uses Skelator Amplification

Bloodreign; The Western Washington Carnival Spectacular Tour!

“The heaviest, loudest band in the history of the world is proud to announce the Warriors from Beyond the Grave Western Washington Carnival Spectacular Tour! So come on out to these fine carnivals, have some cotton candy or other delightful tasty treats, and see the band that Powerchord magazine called “One gigantic pile of nothing”, Bloodreign! You and your downer friends usually have nothing better to do, and sit around feeling sorry for your lack of a life, but when you come out to one of several carnivals on the Warriors from Beyond the Grave Western Washington Carnival Spectacular Tour, sponsored by Uncle Willard’s Frozen Dairy Treats, you’ll see what appears to be several guys who can simulate playing! It will be so loud that the songs will be like taking a sledgehammer strike to the groin! Look in your local newspaper to find out where to see Bloodreign, with special guests Fire Devil! Sound fun? You betcha!

Walt Okra’s Funtacular Carnival: March 12-15

Jailhouse Workers Union #18 Carnival: March 20-23

Bill Hoover Carnival: April 4-7

Painful Celebration Carnival: April 9-14

Slappy Devere Carnival: April 15-20

Parole Days: April 22-25

If your carnival wants loud and entertaining fun, contact Bloodreign; care of Steve Cavern for Gallbladder Management

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