I am experimenting on how to get reads and feedback (comments) here on Booksie. I am going to try a joke I heard once.
A Mailman was getting ready to retire after 30 years on his mail route. Most of the people he delivered mail to knew that Friday would be his last day.
Friday morning he started his deliveries. At the first house he was given a box of candy as a retirement gift. At the second house he was given a bottle of wine.
When he went to the third house he was greeted by a shapely young blonde woman wearing a see through negligee. She took him by the hand and led him up the stairs to the bedroom. She gave him the most mind blowing sex he ever had. She then led him down to the kitchen where she cooked him bacon and eggs, toast and coffee. Under his coffee cup was a one dollar bill.
The mailman was full and sexually satisfied. He could not believe his luck. Still, he wondered what the one dollar bill was all about, so he asked her.
"Well," the sexy woman replied. "I told my husband last night that we should give you something because you were retiring. He said, 'Fuck him! Give him a dollar!' the breakfast was my idea."