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What NOT To Do In A Fire :)

Miscellaneous By: The story
Jokes



just telling you idiots out there where youve got it wrong


Submitted:Jan 17, 2013    Reads: 129    Comments: 4    Likes: 3   


1.When a fireman says that everything is going to be all right it not__________________________@ 2.If you are on fire DoNot think that you are a magician and can control it____ 3.If your mum says jump stay still______ 4.If a fireman says jump stand still______ 5.If a policeman says jump lokk away_______ 6.If the Dog says jump, Then jump 7.If your big sisiter is stuck leave her there(fine rescue her then you heroic types) _____7.Go BACK for the TV_____ 8.When its all over sue the fireman for wrecking your house______ 9.If it costs you any money then jump back into the fire___________ 10.If it was a Dalek then just go along with it...(just joking run like hell)




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