"GOD" WILL PROVIDE
A young lady brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner her mother told her father to find out more about the young man.
The father invited the fiance to go out on the porch for a talk.
"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
"I'm a biblical scholar," he replied.
"A biblical scholar? Hmmm... That's admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" the father asked.
"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, which she deserves?" asked the father.
"I will focus on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."
"And what about children?" asked the father, "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry sir, God will provide," replied the fiance.
The conversation continued like this, and each time the father questioned the young idealist he insisted that God would provide.
Later on, the mother asked, "So, how did it go with him honey?"
The father answered, "He has no job, no plans, and...he thinks I'm God!"
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