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THEOLOGY QUOTES FROM CHILDREN

Miscellaneous By: TrueGraceMinistries
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A collection of cute quotes from children regarding biblical topics.


Submitted:Dec 30, 2013    Reads: 64    Comments: 1    Likes: 2   


THEOLOGICAL QUOTES FROM CHILDREN

"The first book of the Bible is Guinessis, where Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."

"Noah's wife's name was Joan of Ark."

"Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night."

"Samson killed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."

"Unleavened bread is made without ingredients."

"Moses went up to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments."

"One of the commandments is 'Thou shalt not admit adultery.'"

"Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol."

"Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."

"Jesus was born because Mary had an inaccurate contraption."

"There were twelve men who followed Jesus around and they were called the decibels."

"The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles."

"One of the opossums was Matthew."

"Paul taught about holy alimony, which is another name for marriage."

"We are only suppose to have one wife. This is called monotony."

(Original source unknown)





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