One day 3 friends, abe, kadin and jonny were sitting at a bar in US and talking about how TALL their father was. So here goes:
abe: My faza eez so tall zez wen hee go fer zogging zen he rezz besween za new yorkz zawaz and poot hees armz on top ov eet eh.
(In other words ...when he goes for jogging then rests between the New York Twin Towers by putting his arm on top of it !!)
At this, the other two give him a quizzical look.
kadin: Well, that's nuthin' aay! Dad could easily reach up and put his hands through the clouds. That's how fuckin' tall dad is, ay !
At this the abe and jonny shake their heads in disbelief.
It's jonny's turn now!! He thinks for a while...looks at the abe and kadin and thinks some more. Scratches his head a bit. and says
jonny : My father is very tall (and turns to kadin guy). You say your father's hand can go inside the clouds?
kadin: Well yeah. why?
jonny : Did he feel anything?
kadin: Well, as you would imagine, it was soft up there. That's wa' Dad said.
jonny : Soft na sona....Boi ! That was my father's ball he was touching........................
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