One day 3 friends, abe, kadin and jonny were sitting at
a bar in US and talking about how TALL their father was. So here
abe: My faza eez so tall zez wen hee go fer zogging zen
he rezz besween za new yorkz zawaz and poot hees armz on top ov
(In other words ...when he goes for jogging then rests
between the New York Twin Towers by putting his arm on top of it
At this, the other two give him a quizzical
kadin: Well, that's nuthin' aay! Dad could easily reach
up and put his hands through the clouds. That's how fuckin' tall
dad is, ay !
At this the abe and jonny shake their heads in
It's jonny's turn now!! He thinks for a while...looks at
the abe and kadin and thinks some more. Scratches his head a bit.
jonny : My father is very tall (and turns to kadin guy).
You say your father's hand can go inside the clouds?
kadin: Well yeah. why?
jonny : Did he feel anything?
kadin: Well, as you would imagine, it was soft up there.
That's wa' Dad said.
jonny : Soft na sona....Boi ! That was my father's ball
he was touching........................
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