I don't like the new TV shows that are out. Especially "Pretty Little Liars". I feel as though that the titles need to match whatever is going on. I'm serious. When I first heard the title "Pretty Little Liars", I was ecstatic to watch that show. Because, in my mind, I thought… that the show was… about sexy, lying midgets. Seriously. Can you imagine a show that way? Think about it:
Male Midget: Babe, I need to talk to you about something.
Female Midget: Sure. What is it?
Male Midget: I'm not who I say I am.
Female Midget: What are you talking about?
Male Midget sighs and looks away: It's just… you were so beautiful and I just… couldn't bear to tell you the truth.
Female Midget: Babe, you're scaring me.
Male Midget: Okay. I'll just come out and say it. I'm not 4'3… I'm 4'2.
Female Midget: It's like I don't even know you anymore!
I would watch the hell outta a show like that.