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Bad Jokes

Novel By: McKnight



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Submitted:Mar 17, 2014    Reads: 477    Comments: 10    Likes: 2   

Rape. What the fuck is that all about? See, this is why I masturbate so I can avoid shit like this. In my mind, I can have sex with any woman without any sort of consequence whatsoever. People say masturbation isn't enough; I say to those people that say that that they just don't do it enough. Because you cannot wear a condom, you cannot get any disease they may have, because a lot of people have diseases that even they don't know about, and lastly… you can cum anywhere on her and she won't get mad. But seriously though. Rape. There's nothing funny about rape. I don't think that there will ever be a time where people will make fun about rape and it'll be funny. Hopefully, this joke will change that. Now, there are guys that are rapist that rape women and their answer as to why they say that is this: "The way she was dressed, she was asking for it." Mhm. Okay. Let's take that logic and use it for men. If I walk around with a huge afro and it wasn't well groomed, it was nappy. Lint and shit was in it. It was a little lopsided too. I'm walking down a dark street with my messy afro when all of a sudden I get pulled into an alley by a group of beautiful women and they all hold me down. Now, I get scared and beg them to let me go. But they don't. Instead, the take a pair of clippers and started to cut my afro off and I start screaming. And they say, "Don't fight it! The way you dressed, you were asking for this!" And they shave all of my hair off of my head and leave me alone in the alley. I'm curled up in a corner somewhere crying and shaking because these women have completely violated my body. I don't know what to do. So you see… that is a stupid reason to say that's why you raped a girl. This is why I stick to masturbating. No consequences.


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