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Yo Mama;yomaa

Novel By: sorepaws246
Jokes


Some yomamma jokes
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Submitted:Jun 14, 2011    Reads: 99    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public. Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did. Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.




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