Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1.
At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in
black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A lady steps on my
feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again? 3. When i get woken up at
midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing
research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping,u stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-line n asks where r u? Me: M in
market with telephone around my neck...
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