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COOL answers to Silly questions!!!!

Script By: Atul Kamat
Jokes


Tags: Cool, Comebacks


Any Summary might spoil the funnnn


Submitted:Mar 29, 2013    Reads: 515    Comments: 8    Likes: 5   


Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again? 3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.! 5. When someone call's on land-line n asks where r u? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck...




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