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Rock, Paper, Scissors Joke

Script By: blondie411

Tags: So, Hilarious

This is a hilarious joke

Submitted:Sep 2, 2011    Reads: 2,719    Comments: 3    Likes: 4   

Ok, so in rock, paper, scissors

I get howscissors beats paper

and rock beats scissors

butI don't get how paper beats rock

is it supposed to magically wrap around rocks?

why doesn't it do that to scissors?

actually forget scissors

why doesn't it do that to people?

paper should be able to suffocate us when we take notes and use daily contact with it

if so we should be living in fear with our contact to it

but we're not

know why

paper can't hurt us

Ialways pick rock whenI play

when someone picks paper and says they beat me...

Ipunch them in the face

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."



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