(games) have you ever played the wii you know what pisses me off! you need to buy another fucking remote! your like (guy playing wii playing tennis) k,mon!! *remote slips* *whatang* (me) and then you wake up and then the fucking wii remote is in your head (guy) pull it out! (guys freind) ok 1...2...3! (me) then blood comes out his head XD (guy) put it back in! (citys) you know when your down in the city people push and shove you! it's like they don't give a fuck...but if YOU do it back to them they say (person) oi fuck you!! *punches you in the face* (me) and you know what pisses me off the cops don't even arrest them!. and if your in a mall if you were a kid or teenager you get lost easily! (mom)stay close don't walk runnn!!!!!!!! (kid) ok! *man walks in front of kid* noooooo!!!!!!! *2 years later* (man) oh sorry i did'nt see you there *kid is a skeleton* (man) holy shit!!! *runs away* and while he runs away the cops still don't give a fuck!!! (cop) hey look!!.....a new dohnut shop has oppend up and they sell coffee and dohnuts for 50 cents/50p!!
thanks thats all for now and that is my 2nd pile of jokes!