Scene 1
(Sitting in biology class)
Teacher: Bella you will be partnered with Edward Cullen
Bella: Oh yeah! Biology just got hotter.
Edward: Hey darling. Ooo! You smell nice today!
Bella: Don’t even think about it.
(Bella looks through the microscope)
Bella: Look! I found Rosalie’s brain!
Edward: Well that solves the mystery!
Edward and Bella : Ha ha ha!
Edward: Bella.
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just wanted you to know how much you mean to me.
Bella: Aww
Edward: After all this time, I finally found someone who understands me. You know with me being an ancient vampire and all.
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well people were starting to think I was…
Bella: Gay?
Edward: Old-fashioned!
Bella: Oh.
(the bell rings)
(Bella and Edward leave)
Bella: I’ll meet you outside!
(Enter Alice, Jasper, Emmet and Rosalie)
Alice: Where’s Bella?
Edward: She’s coming.
Emmet: I gotta get home before the game starts.
Alice: They lose.
Emmet: Screw you Alice! Screw you!
(Bella comes out of the school when Mike Newton starts talking to her)
Edward: Ha ha ha!
Jasper: What’s so funny?
Edward: Mike just got rejected!
(Bella leaves mike and starts walking over)
Alice: Bella!
(Alice ruches over to Bella and hugs her)
Bella: Alice! Chocking not breathing!
Alice: Oh, sorry.
Rosalie: Okay! She’s here now lets go!
(Enter Jacob)
Jacob: Bella!
Bella: (Gasp) Jacob!
(Bella runs over to Jacob and hugs him)
Jacob: (Pokes his toung out at Edward) Hey there!
Rosalie: Ooooo Looks like you have some competition Edward!
Edward: Ha! Like Jacob has a chance competing with me!
Jacob: I see you are hanging with your bloodsucking friends!
Bella: Come on Jacob, be nice!
Edward: Come on Bella! We’re leaving.
Jacob: You can’t tell her what to do!
Edward: Stay out of this mutt!
Bella: Please Edward. Be nice to him
Edward: How can you stay with a dog!
Jacob: How can you stay with a leech!
Bella: (To herself) I wonder if Tyler is available tonight. Good thing these two can’t read my mind.
Edward: (Grabbing a stick) Hey dog fetch!
Jacob: (Running after the stick) Woof, woof!
Edward: Ha ha that should keep him occupied! Come on lets go.
Scene 2
(At the Cullen’s)
(Edward and Bella walk past the display case of graduation hats)
Bella: Why do you keep repeating yr 12 over and over?
Emmet: (Sarcastically) because taking geometry 50 times is what every vampire dreams of!
(Enter Carlile and Essme)
Carlile: Hello Bella.
Essme: How nice to see you!
Bella: Hello Mr and Mrs Cullen.
*Knock knock*
Carlile: I wonder who that could be.
(Enter Jacob)
Bella: Jacob, what a surprise!
Rosalie: I thought I smelt wet dog!
Jacob: You know how to drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool!
Edward: Good one!
Everyone: Ha ha ha ha!!!!
(Rosalie grabs one of the dinner plates)
Rosalie: Let’s pretend that this bowl is your face!
Smash!
Essme: You always break my dinner plates!
Jacob: (To Jasper) Dude, what’s with the hair? Seriously it’s huge!
Emmet: Jasper’s a gossip. He knows everything about everyone, that’s why his hair is so big it’s full of secrets!
Jasper: Don’t bag the hair!
Alice: Oh no!
Jasper: What is it?
Alice: James, Victoria and Laurent are heading this way!
Carlile: We must get Bella out of here!
Alice: It’s too late!
Edward: Oh please, I can run faster than anyone!
Alice: This isn’t about your ego Edward! This is about protecting Bella!
Smash!
(Enter James, Victoria and Laurent)
James: I smell…Cookies!
Essme: Oh, I’m just making them now. They should be ready in 10 minutes.
James: Lovely.
Carlile: Uh…would you all like to stay for dinner?
Laurent: We’d love to!
*Ding*
Essme: Dinners ready!
Emmet: Oh boy!
James: Yum!
Smack!
Emmet and James: Owwww!
Essme: Where’s your manners!
Edward: (To Jacob) Sit!
(Jacob sits)
Edward: Good dog.
(Hands him a cookie)
Jacob: Mmm…Cookie!
The End!
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