Never hit on a Girl

So I was just you know,chillin' out. When I heard a cry and saw that it was from a girl.
"I'm so ugly and fat! No guy will ever love me."
Then I told her, "That's not true,you're a good looking girl. I'm sure you'll find the right guy."
I smiled to her she told me thanks and I responded, "Its cool"

She was quiet for a moment then I saw that she was getting closer. I didn't like what she was doing,so much closer to me! Really WTF! is this creepy girl going to do!!
Then she kissed me. Yes as you are imagining just like that,and a tongue kiss.It's called French,but who cares right now.
That was so gross I said out loud.

"IM NEVER GOING TO BE NICE TO UGLY PEOPLE AGAIN!!"