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Julius Jules



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Julius_Jules
Country: United States
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Favorite book: The Legendary Graduate
Member Since: Dec 26, 2008

Featured Writing

Political Spoonerism: Effects & Laws

by Julius Jules
Posted: Apr 28, 2011
Political idiocracy at it's best!
Tags:humor, law, political, effect, spoonerisms

"You Are You"

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Aug 12, 2009
You are you!
Tags:you are you, you are u, you r u, u r u

Put Out The Fire!

by Julius Jules
Posted: Jul 4, 2009
Don't fight fire with fire! Do this instead! This is...
Tags:fight fire with fire, put out the fire

JTHM Kills Pacman

Book by Julius Jules
Posted: May 27, 2009
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac has been pissed off by a...
Tags:machete, pill popper, kills, jthm, pacman

I Licked a Dollar Bill

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 16, 2009
WARNING: I advise against doing anything that is...

Mister Heartbleed is Free

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
This is one of my alter egos, he is my crazy side, Mister...

Weezing Pan of Extremes

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
Weezing Pan is one of my alter egos, he is the fat side...

Momma Momma Happy Happy

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
Happy Mother's Day! This is a poem I wrote for my mom,...

The Night of Doppelgangers

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
This poem is just an exaggeration of how I'm usually...
Tags:friends, night, mom, dad, strangers, doppelgangers

Moody Swing

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
All of this racket is keeping me awake! Sheesh! >;-P

Red on Black

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 9, 2009
This is an old poem I wrote back in high school, it is a...
Tags:death, action, fatality, reaction, red on black

The Evil Child Who Was Never Born

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 9, 2009
As a word of caution, this is a very disturbing tale, it...
Tags:mother, evil, killing, dead, demon child

Head-o-Lice

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
Your head itches! Scratch it! Scratch it!!!
Tags:head, worry, victims, dreadful, pitiful, lice, pull off

Man With No Head

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This man was sickly looking, so I had to tell him, but to...

Shocking In My Arm

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This is about the time I thought I had a pinched nerve.
Tags:shape, arm, shocking, pinched nerve

Pure Darkness and Death

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This poem is about the time I literally feel into...
Tags:death, darkness, pure, slumber

Worked For The Bird

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
Work is for the birds! Such a common statement, but this...
Tags:work is for the birds

Pop-Ope-Pee

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 7, 2009
Pop-ope-pee! I am thee! Pop-ope-pee!
Tags:poetry, rhyming, lyrical, pop-ope-pee, pop-op-dee, pop-oped-ee, pop music

Habit of Insanity

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 7, 2009
This is my story of dependence on my nightly...
Tags:forever, insanity, deep, inside, return, tunnel, habit, meds

The Diverse Ways To Deal With Crazy Girlfriend's Text Messages

by Julius Jules
Posted: May 2, 2009
The stereotypical way Christians, Jews, Muslims, and...
Tags:amish, crazy, guys, christians, girlfriends, muslims, jews, text messages

Hi! I'm Frodo!

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 7, 2009
You probably won't believe this, but a Filipino guy came...
Tags:hair, filipino, philippines, frodo baggins

Ritualistic Sleep

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
This may be something strange at first to everyone, but I...
Tags:home, dream, sleep, land, abound

I The Bodhisattva

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
I feel like a Bodhisattva in disguise, although I've...
Tags:world, change, never, ill, grown, bodhisattva

Silvia Browne Came To Me

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
My dear friend Kenny Weber passed away September 21st,...
Tags:people, words, vision, visit, kenny weber, silvia browne

Third Parties You and Sparta

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 2, 2009
If you vote for "the lesser of two evils", but you want...
Tags:independent, idiots, candidates, ancient, sparta, lesser of two evils, third parties

Elitist Be The Electoral College

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 2, 2009
The Electoral College is Elitist, for they are a...
Tags:government, electoral college, elitist, american people

Bloody Mary Bloody Merry

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 1, 2009
I've always wanted to meet Bloody Mary, but I never want...
Tags:alone, someone, merry, bloody mary

Spirits and God

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 1, 2009
No matter what religion or spiritual tradition you may...
Tags:god, fight, peace, spirits, arms, medium, inhibit

Turkey Hungary Iran

by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 31, 2008
This is a corny, yet hopefully a funny joke about three...
Tags:iran, eat, turkey, hungary

I'm Phat and Fat

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 29, 2008
This is where my hip hop side comes in yo! I'm phat and...
Tags:thin, fat, phat, all that

Deep Inside of The Dead

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 28, 2008
Deep inside of the dead there is no longer a soul...
Tags:pain, soul, feelings, shell, deep, inside, hearts, dead, heads

Rap Rap Tap Tap

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 28, 2008
You hear, you see, you know, but what do you do?
Tags:rap, hear, tap

Revolution Conservative

Short Story by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
Have you ever seen militant "freaks"? You haven't seen...
Tags:revolution, conservative, freaks, plain, militant

The Drunken Killer and The Drunken Martial Artist

Short Story by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
There was this serial killer who went after drunks, but...
Tags:man, killer, gore, drunken, martial artist

Powerful Rage Inside of Me

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
There is a powerful rage inside of me... I keep it at...
Tags:rage, powerful, inside, thee

Snow Man Snow Land

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
When you are excited about the snow, the snow man is on...
Tags:man, snow, land, flakes

Mirrors and Mirrorers

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
When you look in the mirror do you ever wonder if you are...
Tags:someone, mirrors, mirrorers

Stars of My Life

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
These are the stars of my life, the things I imagine when...
Tags:love, life, above, stars, luck

Writing Portfolio

The Legendary Graduate

Book by Julius Jules
Posted: Jul 30, 2012
The Legendary Graduate is written by the high-functioning...

Political Spoonerism: Effects & Laws

by Julius Jules
Posted: Apr 28, 2011
Political idiocracy at it's best!

"You Are You"

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Aug 12, 2009
You are you!

Godhood of Theisticism

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jul 9, 2009
There is a new concept in town, and it is called...

Put Out The Fire!

by Julius Jules
Posted: Jul 4, 2009
Don't fight fire with fire! Do this instead! This is...

Realm Surfing TCG

Article by Julius Jules
Posted: Jun 11, 2009
Realm Surfing is a TCG idea where you are a realm surfer...

JTHM Kills Pacman

Book by Julius Jules
Posted: May 27, 2009
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac has been pissed off by a...

"The Word is The Law"

by Julius Jules
Posted: May 25, 2009
The Word is the law, The Word is Phrilyon. The Word is...

Tramahorror...

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 21, 2009
This is about the time that I took a whole pill of...

I Licked a Dollar Bill

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 16, 2009
WARNING: I advise against doing anything that is...

Mister Heartbleed is Free

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
This is one of my alter egos, he is my crazy side, Mister...

Weezing Pan of Extremes

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
Weezing Pan is one of my alter egos, he is the fat side...

Momma Momma Happy Happy

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
Happy Mother's Day! This is a poem I wrote for my mom,...

The Night of Doppelgangers

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
This poem is just an exaggeration of how I'm usually...

Moody Swing

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 10, 2009
All of this racket is keeping me awake! Sheesh! >;-P

Red on Black

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 9, 2009
This is an old poem I wrote back in high school, it is a...

The Evil Child Who Was Never Born

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 9, 2009
As a word of caution, this is a very disturbing tale, it...

Head-o-Lice

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
Your head itches! Scratch it! Scratch it!!!

Man With No Head

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This man was sickly looking, so I had to tell him, but to...

Shocking In My Arm

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This is about the time I thought I had a pinched nerve.

Pure Darkness and Death

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
This poem is about the time I literally feel into...

Worked For The Bird

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 8, 2009
Work is for the birds! Such a common statement, but this...

Pop-Ope-Pee

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 7, 2009
Pop-ope-pee! I am thee! Pop-ope-pee!

Habit of Insanity

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: May 7, 2009
This is my story of dependence on my nightly...

Grants Under The Obama Administration

by Julius Jules
Posted: May 7, 2009
Obama is good about these types of grants, I tell you...

The Diverse Ways To Deal With Crazy Girlfriend's Text Messages

by Julius Jules
Posted: May 2, 2009
The stereotypical way Christians, Jews, Muslims, and...

Hi! I'm Frodo!

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 7, 2009
You probably won't believe this, but a Filipino guy came...

Ritualistic Sleep

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
This may be something strange at first to everyone, but I...

I The Bodhisattva

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
I feel like a Bodhisattva in disguise, although I've...

Silvia Browne Came To Me

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 6, 2009
My dear friend Kenny Weber passed away September 21st,...

Oh-Woah The Word of The Mind

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 3, 2009
I seem to have stumbled upon the word of the mind, where...

Third Parties You and Sparta

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 2, 2009
If you vote for "the lesser of two evils", but you want...

Elitist Be The Electoral College

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 2, 2009
The Electoral College is Elitist, for they are a...

Bloody Mary Bloody Merry

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 1, 2009
I've always wanted to meet Bloody Mary, but I never want...

Spirits and God

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Jan 1, 2009
No matter what religion or spiritual tradition you may...

Turkey Hungary Iran

by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 31, 2008
This is a corny, yet hopefully a funny joke about three...

The Good The Bad The Blue and The Red

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 30, 2008
There have been many great presidents on both sides of...

I'm Phat and Fat

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 29, 2008
This is where my hip hop side comes in yo! I'm phat and...

Eclectic Spiritualism

Essay by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 29, 2008
Spiritualism is not just one thing or the other, it can...

Deep Inside of The Dead

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 28, 2008
Deep inside of the dead there is no longer a soul...

Rap Rap Tap Tap

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 28, 2008
You hear, you see, you know, but what do you do?

Revolution Conservative

Short Story by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
Have you ever seen militant "freaks"? You haven't seen...

The Drunken Killer and The Drunken Martial Artist

Short Story by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
There was this serial killer who went after drunks, but...

Powerful Rage Inside of Me

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
There is a powerful rage inside of me... I keep it at...

Snow Man Snow Land

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
When you are excited about the snow, the snow man is on...

Mirrors and Mirrorers

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
When you look in the mirror do you ever wonder if you are...

Stars of My Life

Poem by Julius Jules
Posted: Dec 27, 2008
These are the stars of my life, the things I imagine when...



I am just a guy who wants to be in his happy place, where I'm free from embarrassment and stupidity.  I am a very laid back person.  I hope to spread my ideas across the world!

I am a huge Edgar Allan Poe fan, so don't mind the horror poems and stories.  >;-P

I will only read poetry here on Booksie.  Sorry for any inconvience this may cause...  Also, I will not respond to insults, especially from idiots who can't understand sarcasm!

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