|Favorite book:||Sherlock Holmes|
|Member Since:||Jan 17, 2013|
I almost want to summarize my bio in a broodingly thought-provoking Edgar Poeish manner with a good amount of cynical sarcasm but tormented writer with a torchered past isnt really the life I've been living so I might as well go with the truth for once. I was born in Moscow, Russia but have lived in America for most of my life. The truth is...I've been living a double life. And since we are on the path of righteous honesty might as well spill the beans. I am a...... Panda. Only on the weekends if it isnt raining. I can't help it I just really love bamboo. I think it is one of nature's unexplainable creations. You can turn it into to furniture or eat it. how do you explain that? But on a serious note, I bet you were waiting for the generically stereotypical answer involving covert operations and double agent working to overthrow both governments on the same day aaand manage to do it in a sleek, sexy sports car all over a period of five minutes. I cannot deny those facts as well but the public must understand that it does not seperate me from the crowd. Leading the double life of a panda on the weekends/secret agent has opened up my eyes to my true passion which is Ballet. I want to be a ballerina dancing on the stage of the world renowned Stanislavskiy Theatre. Well it feels incredible to get all that off my chest I forgot the last time I was truly honest about my life. Hopefully it gave you a better understanding of who I am.