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Ken Tao



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Ken_Tao
Country: United Kingdom
Favorite book: AHAHAHAHAHA, you're hilarious! HAHAHA - huh? What? You're not joking?
Member Since: Sep 11, 2012

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OK! You've trespassed upon my profile! Now that you're FINALLY here... a question for you!

What is... the worst thing you can ever inhale?

Hmm... bad breath? Seriously strong flowery perfume? Carbon Dioxide? Gas from a car? Gas from a person's rear end?

Nupe. None of those.

The answer is actually WATER. You see, sane people call it 'DROWNING'.

lol. Just a trivia thing... random, yeah I know. Haha...

But anyway!

HEY, MY NAME IS KEN. WHAT'S YOURS?

AND WHILST WE'RE AT IT, TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS, COUNTRY, LATITUDE/LONGITUDE OF YOUR CURRENT LOCATION, AND YOUR... UH... DESCRIPTION? SO I CAN STALK YOU...

JOKE! SERIOUSLY! XD Just, y'know, tryin' to freak you out. :P If you noticed, I sorta lost my beat there. You know, saying 'uh...' in the middle of speaking ALWAYS SEEMS TO RUIN YOUR MOMENT. Ai yai yai, who the heck created that blasted word anyway? XD

OK, so aside from that weird and creepy intro, hello there. I'm Ken Tao, yeah, I'm Asian. I currently live in London, UK. Was born in the states though, and remember faint memories... I moved from the US to the UK when I was seven. Am surrounded by british accents (bloody hell) and unfortunately, they have harrassed me enough to turn me british-accented too.

Online, I meet tons of people who love asian people. So hey, I'm the your one and only! *Winks*

Just kidding...

Moving on!

I like british people. I'm young. I'm asian. Uh... anything I haven't cleared up yet? XD

I like Romance, Humour, Fantasy, Action and Adventure. Completely beast genres man. I write them too, currently starting this one short story, will let you know when it comes out. Here's a little something to show you about my soon-to-be-coming short story...

lol, I had fun making this. XD

It's not the cover by the way. Just a pretty creative image on what my main characters look like. Never mind the !@#$! by the way, Trey isn't cussing or anything of that sort. :D I just thought it'd be a neat touch to add. And yes, I know, the three are Lenka, Len, and Rinto from vocaloid. I just coloured in Len and Rinto's hair. Haha... vocaloid lovers out there, don't kill me.

Wait, just a quick add! The short story's title is no more 'Carnival, Icecream & Sheep'! Why? Well... I personally thought the 'sheep' part would raise a couple of reader's eyebrows, and perhaps jaws would break upon contact with the ground. I dunno, one tends to think that adding 'sheep' into a book title is just plain WEIRD... and I'm not weird.

Title is now, 'Carnival Rides & Cotton Candy.' Dandy title, eh?

Anyway, yeah. Other then that, my favourite season is Spring, favourite sport is Soccer (I suck at tennis, I don't even WANT to imagine how I'd play at Table Tennis), and weight lifting is a definite, bolded, italic-ed, underlined and huge NO.

lol, that was fun. NO. *Laughs like a an idiot*

Not that I'm an idiot... on the contrary, dear fellows, it's the exact opposite. ;) I'm a beasty genius.

OK, so signing off. It's been fun, making this profile. XD

(Oh yeah, don't be 'fraid to hit me up! I'm a completely friendly person! I don't bite alot, and when I DO, it doesn't hurt! Much!

Hey, I'm being honest XD)

I return fannage by the way! :)

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