HEY! IF ANYONE HAS ANY FUNNY/GROSS POEMS, PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THEM! I LOVE THEM, AND THINK THEY ARE HILARIOUS! TELL ME!

 Hi, my name is

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Not really, that's just a pen name. I wish it was my real name though; it's awesome. My real name is 

 If you like my stuff:

 I will be more likely to read your stuff and add you to my writing list if I really like you work. And if you have commented on my stuff, just ask on my wall, and I will read your work. And if you're my fan, I will become yours if you ask. Anyway, thanks to everyone who has commented and written on my wall. You are the best, and seeing new messages and fan requests makes my day. Thank you all! :)

Contact me at-

jaime.des.livres@hotmail.com

http://www.wattpad.com/user/KurlzBasheld

bethany.lidster@education.nsw.gov.au

Oh, and I have an account on Teen Ink too.

Facebook aswell.

I have written a novel called "The Ire in Viremia", and I am hoping to get it published. Please comment on this. Give me feedback of any sort. Advice, compliments and publishing information. I just realy want this to be more known. Thank you...

Now for the summary:  Kurlz Basheld is a teen werewolf, content in her world of mutants and anomalies. With the quirks of her friends and the adventures they undergo, school is a realm of unexpected amusement... But what happens when a warning is scrawled into their fate? What happens when they are threatened by war, and no one believes it? Kurlz is thrown into a whirlpool of ire and pain, trying to find her school and save all that dwell there from the cruel future... But is she too late?

I am also writing another novel "Chaotic Dimensions" which is the sequel to "The Ire in Viremia". Please comment!

Now for the summary:  Kurlz Basheld is scarred from the war. How can she let it all go when it haunts her so seeringly? And just as she thinks she finds footing, she goes up against the Grim Reaper and falls into countless worlds to try and bring her friend back from the grips of death. Along with her friends, Kurlz goes to hell and back to try and take them all home. But even when she does her best, her whole world comes crashing down. Join her on the ride as she spins through depression, death and excitement. The world of the mutants is waiting...

Okay, back to my profile...

I really love to write stories and poems. I've been writing since I was four or six, and the stuff I wrote was really weird. Something about evil cheese, another about a magical tree. I still have them in my room somewhere, haha. I'm putting some of them up here. Not the ones I wrote when I was six, don't worry. I did finish writing a book, and I am now putting it up onto Booksie at the moment. I also have a Wattpad account, and I'm posting it on that one too. CHECK IT OUT!

Anyway, I hope you like the stuff I put up on here and that you comment on them if you like them or not. Hopefully you like it, because then I am a failure, haha.

Well, besides writitng, I like to read. Woo, fun! I also like drawing, especially animals, cooking, I like bush-walking, camping and stuff to do with nature, because it is freaking awesome! Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height! Or we could just hang out... I hope I didn't scare you away like a kitty cat. Come here puss, come here kitty cat... aw...

Oh, and I LOVE The Lord of The Rings and the Hobbit! Gosh, my whole family is obsessed! Anyone else think Gollum is fantastic? At one point in the Two Towers, he looks like my old nana.

I love the trio of Aragon, Legolas and Gimli. And I think Sam Gamgee does such much and gets hardly any recognition, haha.

Poor puss, he's awesome.

 Haha, just joking, I do.

 My favourite book is The Hobbit! My favourite authors include:

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, Edith Pattou, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, James Patterson, Derek Landy, Emily Rodda, Orson Scott Card and Cornelia Funke.

My favourite bands are Yves Klein Blue, Radiohead, Coldplay, The Kooks, and Born Ruffians. I also like The Beatles. WHo doesn't love the movie "Across the Universe"?

My favourite singers are Jamie T and Kimbra. Damn, they are good.

I love the piano. Oh so beautiful, like silk on a snake...

My friends are Emma and Brittany.

Here is some photos of them, me and some other randoms.--> Britt and Teisha, who are obviously both stunning!

--> Emma, the gorgeous mofo.

--> Me and Emma. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fun times, we took so many photos that time, haha.

--> Leticia and me. We are total spazzes, but that just makes us even better.

--> Teisha doing her make-up, and looking awesome as she does it.

--> Me with my hippy hair band thing in. I took it at 7:52 on the 1/6/11.

--> Britt putting on some mascara. Gosh, she is so damn beautiful!

--> Me just, uh, taking a picture of myself, haha.

--> Teisha, looking scary as hell.

--> Emma. How freaking amazing does she look?

--> Teisha dead, in my bath tub. Emma killed her!

Because I'm such a spaz, I took some photos of me while watching "The

Wolfman", at three in the morning. Haha, I love that movie

Well, I like cheese and peanut butter sandwiches.

I like wearing jackets that are way too big for me.

I like it when my face is really cold.

I like to keep things I wll never use. Scraps of paper I have written on, old clothes, toys. I won’t be a hoarder when I grow up, because that would be freaky.

I like keeping clean pieces of paper I will never use.

I like algebra.

I like randomly using Shakespearean words while talking or writing, like “ye”, “thee” and stuff.

My favourite seasons are winter and spring, then autumn and then summer.

I like having a big family.

I like making up languages with my friends.

I like kid shows I use to watch when I was young, but I hate the new kid shows. They are so safe and raising kids to be wuss bags.

My favourite colour has been blue ever since I can remember, yet most of my stuff is pink. My school bag, my room, shirts. And I don’t like pink.

I like most cake/cookie mixtures raw better than cooked usually, or at least the same.

I like making movies with my family and friends. I usually play the psycho/murderer freak, haha.

I hate shopping for clothes and stuff. I only like food shopping (cause I get to eat food) and shopping for books. I love going into bookstores and just looking at all the books, wishing they could be mine.

I like writing in my head about random stuff, my books, or what I’m doing. I could do that for ages.

I love Christmas food. Prawns are my favourite seafood, peaches are my favourite fruit, custard is my favourite dessert.

headoverheels91

jellyinthesky - Dear Human is so effing awesome!

Alezae

Freaking Cool Smiley Face

Denim Mishi

Bundy Delight

voiceofthefell - me and my friends acted out her script "I'm Watching You." It was amazing!

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Angel7Alyssa Bear Hugs

Melliiee

WhenPencilMeetsPaper

M Loy Wilson

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Alain Lee

--> I found this while I was in Science, and I thought it was pretty cool, so... here are Newton's balls. HAHA!

I LOVE DARIA!