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|Favorite book:||Not Twilight. But... ERAGON is pretty good.|
|Member Since:||Apr 11, 2008|
Â Hi! I'm Ragan! I really like vampires!
And Twilight is one of the greatest books ever! I think Stephenie Mayer is the greatest writer ever! (NEVER MIND! NOT MY FAVORITE ANYMORE... I NOW THINK IT KINDA SUCKS... ALOT.) I love reading and writing, so I came to this site.ÃÂÃÂ Now here's a few things about me. (Hilight to see)
Â -I won't change just because you don't like me.
Â -If you say that you hate me, chances are, I don't like you either.
Â -I really don't care what you think.
Â -Don't judge me.
Â -Don't get on my bad side, it's not a good place.
COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES
Â I really like rock music and I want to learn how to play the guitar. In case you haven't noticed I'm a little gothic, and I don't care if you call me that, but just so you know, I'm my own person. RPG (role playing games) are really, really cool, well, at least that'sÃÂÃÂ my opinion. Well... that's all I can think of, bye!
Â My quote: Love me or hate me, your still thinking of me.
I choaked while watching this. It's called "Twilight: With Cheeseburgers". It's stupid in the best way.
Ok, so here's the deal. I'm gonna put a few things about commenting on my page and stories up. I hope you read this.
1: If you comment on my page, something like, "Hey, please check out my new novel blah blah blah, and comment and rate." I'm not gonna do that. If you want me to look at your work (and I haven't priviously commented on a story or poem by you) DO NOT leave a random message. *You can, however, if you first look at and comment on some of my work, like "Red Moon." If you do that, I will read your writing.
2: If you comment on my writing, I WILL keep you updated. If you have no intention of reading more, let me know.
3: Don't be an a** hole. If you don't like something, shut the hell up. All you will get in return is a strongly worded angry response by me. I DO NOT want critisizim if you are going to be a jerk about it.
4: If you like one of my novels, try to be creative with comments. "Awsome chap :) keep me posted!!1," (and comments like that) will only get a response of "thx, i'll tell you when the next one is up." I like nice comments, they don't have to be long.
5: If you like my writing, then BECOME A FAN. It modivates me to write more and more.
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