MUGD

My name is Monica S., and I am thirty-two years old. This book is my life - or rather, the more interesting aspects of it that I can remember - written on paper. I have now had this leather-bound book for twenty-one years, as well as the invisible-ink pen I am writing with now. The only way to read the words written with this ink is under a black light. Because very few people carry around black lights with them, the average person will see this to be nothing but a blank book, and I can rest assured that my words are safe.

• Chapter 1 - MUGD -- My Elementary School"This chapter has recently b..."
• Chapter 1 - INTRODUCTION (read before "My Elementary School")" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 2 - The Party" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 3 - The Triple Gs" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 4 - Shopping Spree" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 5 - Cabot's School for the Talented and Bright" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 6 - The Periodic Table of Elements" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 7 - Confiscation Station" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 8 - A Face with No Name" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 9 - Dukes Don't Do Detention" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 10 - Meet the Sooplexes" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 11 - And Things Will Never Be The Same" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 12 - Roseanne Ginger" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 13 - Bruce Sham" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 14 - Questionable Behavior" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 15 - Apologies" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 16 - The Girl No Longer" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 17 - Hesitant Parents" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 18 - Back to Cabots" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 20 - Talent" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 21 - Expulsion" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 22 - Getting My Mind Off The Boss" My name is Monica S., ..."
• Chapter 23 - The Barrier" My name is Monica S., ..."