"Jack and Jill"
Jill told Jack she never cheated
Words to Jack were now depleted
"Evidence, evidence" Jack repeated
Jill confessed to Jack instead
Jack flipped a switch "I could never trust you"
So he shot Jill with a 5 round Ruger 10/22
So Jack without Jill went up a hill
To find a magic mushroom
Jack felt sick, what shroom did he pick
And he came to his final doom