In the curfew ridden Mandala city, patrolling officer Mendez
Gomez reads the popular mirror:
"Banana -coup deflated heroically".
"Conspirators of the banana-coup arrested and their eco-friendly
uniforms confiscated. Democratic loyalists also get imprisoned.
Supporting middle men and women taken into preventive custody.
Leader of the banana -coup-- Middle -Deuce, flees the scene of
crime, camouflaged by environment friendly uniform being
concealed in the gigantic human -beard hedge of the hotel
Oriental Peninsula. City Mandala placed under curfew."
The remote, handled by the lone cop on duty, opened the
television effortlessly to the interview on Banana -coup, hosted
by the TV channel, Musk Citadel. Ms. Moses Hillary Lakeview,
interviews prominent political scientist - Dr. Prometheus
Ms. Moses Hillary Lake view, " Well Mr. Prometheus Bacon, why
would the coup be characterized as a banana -coup? The term I
remember was media -padded into frosted lexicon, after its
reference became associated, with the cult text on political
Mr. Prometheus Bacon grins into a tradition honored lexi-versity
smile and then balloons his ample squeaky cheeks into a guffaw.
The few hairs on his hair -challenged head rise up rhapsodic
ally. Then in his husky baritone said, " The banana coup is named
after a cocktail of events which cajoled to a resurrection in
political circuits. The following elements within the coup in
Mandala city make it a banana coup. (a) Zero bloodiness or
survival carnival, (b) Media-pulation, (c) Machiavellian -block
Ms. Moses Hillary Lakeview's face blooms to surprising consternation with a wide spread veiled egalitarian smile, and chirps in, "Mr. Prometheus Bacon, you are a maverick of media -suitability. By all means expand these nano-political interjections. Inflate them, please with content -elastic and detail -enlightenment."
"Ms Moses Hillary Lake view, you are a fair-weather troubadour of persuasiveolatry. Let the keyhole terms be press transmuted into hood winking figs; giggles deliciously. Zero bloodiness or non-violent carnival resembled the coupists. The military loyalists wearing eco-friendly uniform on both sides were Govt. conscious and Dizzydent conscious.
Only a single tank was used to eject the dizzydent coupists, who
were merely hide- and -seeking in hotel Oriental Peninsula. The
tank that rammed into hotel Oriental Peninsula damaged only a
portion of it, and thus created an exquisite post modern
architecture--- of post-post minimalism, whose use to thwart and
capture the coupists, will be iconized into the annals of
historical monuments . Thus in the process of deflating the coup,
a minimalism of limited rubble and fragments became visible
illuminations a great historical movement, an ur-
Ms. Moses Hillary Lakeview, "By all means. .. this has created a political structure, one of defused politics, where the plot itself underwent a series of captivated suspense's, with each moment becoming a saga of a reality -legend; and then goes on to smile secretively at Prometheus Bacon. Please enunciate your reminder term: media-pulation."
Mr. Prometheus Bacon expounds, "Media-pulation within the banana -coup has attained heights of permissive sanction; each stage of the coup was beamed and media-reminded -live to the civilian conscience. Media -pulation worked as an extrasensory apparatus, translating the intentions of the not-so-sure coupists, who at each stage were anticipating dizzydent mass support.
The Govt. conscious loyalists were also waiting to show their
loyalties in either ways. The course of the banana coup was
determined by the multiplicity of anticipations. Thus, I proclaim
media-pulation into a buzz word, and motions a slap into the air.
A scared mosquito escapes deliriously."
Ms. Hillary Lake View give a sly wink and smiley frown and pauses, then gushes melodiously, " You are right there, aye, media-pulation will surely find its secretive working in many actions similar to the banana coup. You're a word snatcher, you notorious Prometheus Bacon. And may I ask what is meant by Machiavellian -blockbustering?"
Mr. Prometheus Bacon makes a whizzing sound and then rumbles, "At
every stage of the banana coup-- the coupists, and the
coup-thwarters were anticipating the reaction of the public in
terms exercising profound loyalties. By media-pulation, they
created a series of glasnost-plots depending on whose side the
public would take. Media-pulated disclosure of public-silence,
swung the Eco friendly Govt. loyalists, to thwart the coup staged
by Eco-friendly dizzydents."
Ms. Moses. Hillary. Lake- view shouts suddenly, " Our time's up",
does a somersault, and Prometheus Bacon is taken aback; removes
her impeccable tweeds, and reveals eco friendly uniform. Says to
Mr. Prometheus, you have disproved your loyalties to banana
coupists, here take this you oaf and starts pummeling him with an
over -grown banana.
Mr. Prometheus Bacon is shocked, utterly at a loss to understand
why the identity of the Middle Deuce turned out to be Ms. Moses
Hillary Lakeview. Mr. Prometheus Bacon falls flat on to the
artificial lawn grass in the studios.
The curtains close and TV scrawls in italics "you have been watching a Banana Coup".