Feb 10, 2009
im sick again btw!

Jan 27, 2009
sorry for the long wwaitt

Jan 8, 2009
sorry no update... comp is broke i think/ and i have been busy/lazy so yeah

Jan 8, 2009
sorry bout the no adding... im really busy

Jan 1, 2009
so its 3 in the morning... maybe i'll add.....:/

Dec 28, 2008
sick:( maybe not adding for awhile

Dec 26, 2008
i have internet on VAYCAY!!!!!

Dec 26, 2008
leaving... byeya

Dec 24, 2008
grr so no updates fer a while im going on vacay. and idk if theres internet were im going soooo if there isn't then you guyses will just have to WAIT you can message me but i can't message back if there's no internet, so don't get pissy if i dont message you back, because it's not my fault:( loveyou all:) byes!

Dec 19, 2008
arg.. 3 novels to work on...:)

Dec 16, 2008
yay new novel up!!!

Dec 8, 2008
ummm... hi

Dec 6, 2008
i will be adding things soon!!!

I AM RESTRICTED!! :(

OMG! WTF? This whole thing messed up and now i have to write it all over again.

It's a real good thing that I'm bored and don't like doing homework or else yall would have no funny profile from me.

but since i hate homework and am Uber bored... I guess I could spare like 30 minutets and write a funny profile for yall to read...

Maybe...

First off...

Lyric of le week!

(Updatetd every Day when i feel like updating it)

(:Don't Matter-Cover-A Rocket To The Moon:)

Alrighty...

HEY!!! gots me a new cellie so text it up!!!! 3575857(804) is the number so just text to me and tell meh who ya be!!! unlimited texts so just text text text babes!

Just for the record... i really want a happy, brown cow that jumps up and down and goes "Ma-moo, Ma-moo" because that would be absolutly AWESOME!!

I also want to be apart of 'The Donut Club'... but they won't hire me because tthey said that they will only hire people OVER 18... how Fuckish is that?????????????  I think it TOTALLY FUCKISH! because i wanna be in the donut squad.

My birthday is June 3 and if you know a guy would you please get me a brown c0w that jumps up and down and  goes "Ma-moo Ma-moo"? because i would love you FOREVER! really, i would. just let me know and i will see about shipping and shit but i really want one... so if ya know a guy or something them talk to me:)

Bonjour :) je suis Lexi et vous tes sur mon profil de Booksie. J'aime le pain grill franais. Font vous aiment le pain grill franais ? Je fais. Apprciez. P.S. - ne mangez pas cette page que ce n'est pas pain grill franais.

P.S.S. - vraiment. Ne le mangez pas. Honntement. Ce n'est pas pain grill franais.

now I know you all know twhat that means... right? well for those of you duds who DON'T speak French... here is le translation thingy...

Hello:) I am Lexi and You are on my Booksie Profile. I Like French Toast. Do You Like French Toast? I do. Enjoy. P.S.-Do not eat this page... it is not French Toast.

P.S.S - really. dont eat it. Honestly. It's not french toast.

so there you go.

Like I said... My name is Lexi (Vandenburg), and this is, indeed, My booksie profile. (Thanx Dr. ObviousXD)

i have a baby... :) yes i do... and my best friend in the whole world... (Sorta) had her... her name is Caroline Dakota Edward Shires... and Paul Shires is her father. and he had her too... so yeah. her Godmother/aunt is Kadian(CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie) and her other aunt is Meaghan(Love Can Make You Or Break You) so yupp thats her. and if you want to be involved in my dear babyies little life.. just ask. :) here she is...

I'm 16 years old, and I normally love it. There are a few things that I really do hate about my age thought. Like people expect me to like... do things. hah i know right? and I don't do things. In fact I'm like a huge Lazy ass Bitch but i don't really care. I don't epect other people to do things for me or anything, but I still just don't do them myself.So hah.

Umm... I'm a really boring person unless I've had like drugs or sugar which is like all the time because I never do anything unless I'm with somebody, so if I'm at home alone... don't expect much outta me.

I love like just sitting down in my room and typing random shit on my computer while listening to music. It's like my biggest hoby ever. I don't even know why.

I wear like 17 or something snap jelly shit bracelts like everyday and so yeah there are like 7 colors that I wear and i need more so if you wanna give me some more... send them to me.

I live at 6015 Warren Rd. Richmond, VA, 23229.

No that's not my real adress.

It's a combination of my two addresses.

So don't try to send anything there becasue it won't work.

That's not a real place I swear.

hahahah

I Go to DSF(Douglass Southall Freeman) High School, and I walk there every day.

I love that school.

It never getts boring there.

There is always like drama and shit going down to enterttain me... nah mean? hah

Oh... and My favorite word in the english language is shit. No Joke...

It's closely followed by Fuck.

and then Holy Shit/Fuck... But that's really a phrase and doesn't count.

the reason I love cuss words and use them freely...

is because like i don't believe in them.

Also... they make great space fillers in sentences.

Watch:

So how was your ahh shit weekend. See? I replaced ahh with shit. It works. Trust me.

And so i get bored a lot and when i get bored I normally call random people on star 67 or watever it is and order pizza from them.

It's just how bored I get.

I have 2 dead body caves in my room.

and a closet the perfect size for 7 minutets in heaven.

It's like... bazar.

I'm claustrifobic... or however you spell the word that means i have a phobia of small spaces.

I'm aracniphobic... Ort however you spell the word that means I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Seeing one makes me pass out.

I'm the clumsyiest person you will ever meet... and I'm proud

I walk arournd freely with broken bones all the time... and I don't really care about it. hah

i like banners and pictures. give/make me them and i will love ya to death. here is some of my banners. i have more and will put up soon:) pictures at bottom.>>>

My Favorite Band Is Brand New. They are the shiznit.

Speaking of Shiznit...

Say hi to all my friends!!!>>>>

Lauren-_-Babe I know that your going through it all right now and if you EVER need me I'm right here. Remember... It doesn't matter when just call me I swear I will use my mind powers, know it's you, and pick up. Even if I'm in class. I love you babe and IT's all gonna be okay. Trust Me.>>> Hehe.. she perty.>>

Kadian-_-You get the crap just like me boo. We will get through all this bullshit I swear. I know you have a hard ttime but I do too and that's what makes us close. Hold together babe...>>>>

Elizabeth-_-Soshe's had tough times. I Love This girl. I've know her since I moved here in 1996 and we've been tight ever since. Together Forever babe!!>>>>>

Alejandra-_-Girl english 5 period is a bitch, but we will get through. Att least we get to light things on fire and Ms. Griffin is so like... a crack head os she doesn't notice. ahah. well she is and it's a good thing. I love ya girlie!!>>>>

Meaghan-_-Thanksto you... my 2 period math class isn't that bad. haha.. you do your homework. How could you?? I never do but you always do its funny sometimes. even when we know that there;s no way in hell she's gonna check it... You still do it!!! hahhaha love you>>>

Alright Caleb. You are the strangest guy and you've dated like 2 of my friends so it's weird but whatever I still love you. I really do ya big dope!>>>> haha hes sorta hot lol.>>

Paulie san-_- Paul you are so wacky. You and Lauren are like crazy weird. sorry that ended:( but i agree. I love you and you are so funny in 3rd period art babes. yes... babes.>>>

Coreys boo-_- I miss ya babe. you were my walking home buddy. I miss you not being there when I ned someone to talk to. you treally were my hero when ever I need you . Come home!!!!... well... back to richmond... my home is in New Jersey. Don't go there!!!!!!>>>>

somy friends.... those are my friends.. lol.

hha so what are ayl up to now? wanna see the real me? huh.

them pictuchers that i had on her'e before? yeah tthem thangs were fake. so here is the real me... flesh and skin and bone and human just like you... unless you a alein. then i'm not like you... or am i????

note:this is before the red/pink tips and the snake bites. I don't wear my nose ring much anymore. Only the septem(sp) peircing I have.first one up is from '08. numbero twa is from yesterday. (February 24, '09).

Also from yesterday (February 24, '09) and i'm like hah beat me!! hah.

well i g2g now andi will add morefun random pictuerslater...maybe. luv you all!!! talk to me!!! buhbye!

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