Been up, been down, just happy (and quite surprised) to be alive. Biploar bisexual. (No lithium just anti depressants) Differently sane. A lot of body art, some piercings. Accomplished jazz, rock, pro house  and classical saxophonist. Was briefly a pop star. A mere 27 years ago. Written critically acclaimed books with the usual poor sales which ensue. Washed up on the South Coast UK. Clean and sober, mostly, with the love of a good/bad/wicked women who, unlike me, currently has a publishing deal. (Blue Murder at the Pink Parrot Cutting edge press Ruth Ramsden) Two fine children. Six ex co habitees and and one previous wife. 

Markramsden.moonfruit.com
“Delightful.”                                             The Guardian
“Agreeably distasteful.’                     The Sunday Times
“A baroque and uproarious parody of every genre you could think of…you’ll laugh along till your piercings ache.”  Time Out                                                                                              
“Witty and absolutely hilarious.”                            Stuff
“Deliciously dark.”                                                 Desire
“Weird but great.”                                                  Front
“An excellent novel. Very, very,very funny.”          Headpress   
“Lashings of humour, generally of a hue blacker than a thigh-high leather boot.”  Big issue