Sex Shop

A transparent body          

First to catch my eye,

Not at all shoddy;

I’d smoulder for my guy.

Considered my figure,

Hardly at its peak;

Couldn’t risk a snigger

On my one day of the week.

I attempted discretion

Kept my head held low,

But I’d made an impression,

Cos the salesgirl said, ‘Hello’.         

There she was upon me,

Knowledge in her eyes

And I had to agree,

When she chose my disguise.

A corset black and cream,

She handed in my size,

A sex addicts dream -

Would be a nice surprise.

Then to my dismay,

She invaded my space,

‘A special lay?’

Was there guilt on my face?

She wasn’t disappearing

                                                  ‘You look a sexy vamp’;

Utterly interfering,

Though I didn’t look a tramp.

Added a lacy thong;

Black and cream suspender;

Didn’t take me long

And I was a contender.

The demand was bloody steep,

Extravagant as ever,

But expensive’s never cheap

And thought might last forever.

Ninety quid lighter,

What we do for men,

Pulled my belt tighter

Never wore again!