i have decided we should part our ways.
why so silent? havent heard from you for so long. any problem dear? i have more love for you than you can imagine. great time.
am still not certain about you.give me some time to reflect.hope we meet or bump into each other sometime.good luck.
and i can therefore predict tommorrow,
who was that lady you were with.unfaithfull you! i knew it! didnt i say gimme some time to reflect!? but why dear? why? anyway.
of which i shall reply,
what!? couldnt you tell it was my mom? honey?but am sorry am in a serious relationship though...with God. so when do we tie the knot?
the moral of all these paraphrases is that,i have learnt by experience with my mother,girlfriend and dear sisters at home, that girls are funny.just endure them and enjoy the fun of life.i hope thus the genetic difference and ingredient God put between us to spice up our lives. i love the one who put up similar phrases above and sincerely hope she doesnt read this.otherwise it will be like: "pat, i saw it.pliz delete it." of which i will answer sophistically,"you mean the shape of my broken heart?have you finally thought up and sealed me in your heart?"
and she shall walk away angrily, to our bedroom, because we shall hopefully be married by then. you see? am good at this game huh?