|Favorite book:||The curious incident of the dog in the night time|
|Member Since:||Jun 27, 2011|
Hello, and welcome to my whatever it is!
Important(ish)- this profile, and the majority of the stories on it, were created by a babby, inexperienced, 11-year-old version of myself, so I'm sorry if everything reeks of mediocrity. I just don't have the heart to delete anything, however much re-reading my old work makes me want to. This was a dark age where about 90% of my comments were built on phrases such as "lol XD" and "yeh". I'm not implying that I am now a masterful wizard of literacy, merely noting my awareness of former unprofessionalism. In short, please bear with older stories, which I don't recommend you read (except for entertainment value). ALSO- I'm not dead, promise, I'll just be offline for months or more at a time. But I'll always return- at least for the most part of a century or so, if my clumsiness allows for such a generous lifespan.
The rest of this profile (except anything in the bold font of teenagery) was also written by 11-year-old me, so is riddled with capital letters and random 'fun' facts about me. I've edited it a little, purely for my own entertainment- most of it was lost in the Great Profile Edit of 2014 (for the best, trust me). Anyway, I'll stop babbling. Check back in another few years and maybe 20-something-year-old me will mock this section too.
If I haven't updated you about chapters or kept up with books/ poems etc, it's cause I can't access the internet. SORRY!!
Reading requests CLOSED- I will keep reading any requests posted before this update. Sorry- I'm, just too busy.
Apologies for such a long wait for new stories/ chapters- I'm ripping my hair out trying to study! (no you're not, don't lie to them) Spare time is going to writing- bear with! (Miranda reference XD)
Mainly write horror, but am also currently writing a fantasy novel.
If you're into writing or reading horror, check out IWasNeverThere's horror writers group! There is no deadline, and there are 28 spaces. It's a really great way for people who love horror to meet each other and read loads of new stories. Make sure you have a story to enter!
Currently writing a book of short horror stories- kinda failing... =/ Also tackling Jane eyre. (still am)
Golden bullet will be my next novel, but it'll be more just for fun. (It's the sequel to becoming a mage).
I am an PESSIMIST (edited) ..... that was entirely necessary.
Simpsons MANIAC!!! I've literally watched every episode, and can memorise a lot of the script. I'm pretty sure that's a sign that I'm becoming mentally unstable.
Ok.... I'm aware becoming a mage is CHEESY to the max- there will be A LOT of editing, and bear in mind I wrote most of it in front of the TV after about 3 hours of sleep. So if it's not your thing, check back in a month or two and you might be more interested.
Please, if you read my work, COMMENT!! And be honest! I'll take no offence if you don't like
also Mrs Tembe (I fully support this statement)
Young Thorn from The First Veil Walker: