Friends, Romans, fellow Cheevai, lend me your ears;
I come to praise Cheevus, not to bury him;
The evil that Leephai do lives on after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Cheevus ... The noble JV Soccer Players follow…
Hath I told you Steve Chicano was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cheevus answered it ...
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest of the danglers,
(For Christian Mayer is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable non-orthodontist appointment skipping men)
Come I to speak in favor of Cheevus…
I honor Cheevus, as he is faithful and just to me:
But Stevey C says he was ambitious;
And Cheevus is an honourable man….
He hath brought many stray Leephai home to Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Cheevus seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Cheevus hath wept:
Ambition should be made of harder on the outside but softer on the inside stuff:
Yet Stevey C says he was ambitious;
And Cheevus does not go to baseball games.
You all did see that in the Sixth Year, Steevus Ceyvus knew JV soccer was of utmost importance.
I thrice presented Cheevus a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet R and S say he was ambitious;
And, sure, these two are honourable men.
I speak not to disprove what Steveeus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I and Melek know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to yearn for Cheevus?
O judgement! thou art fled to the Cheevarian Islands
And footballers have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Cheevus,
And I must pause till it come back to me.