INTERVIEWER AMOK T
FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS INTERVIEW YOU WILL BE CALLED SHADE. ANY INFORMATION REFFERING TO YOUR AGE, REAL NAME, LOCATION OR OTHER SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE CENSERED. DO YOU ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS?
You can’t make me speak, and I won’t speak until I am given a lawyer.
YOU WILL RECIEVE NO LEGAL AID. THIS INTERVIEW IS TO ASSESS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH STATE DUE TO YOUR CONTRARY BEHAVIOUR DURING YOUR SERVICE AS PEACEFUL LEADER OF THE POLITICAL PARTY XXXXX.
Isn’t this against the law? This is technically kidnapping, and I’m sure I could get you sued. Who are you? Do you not like my parties message? We’re trying to be peaceful and all you want to do is kidnap us. We won’t back down and we will not be silent, I promise you.
YOU CAN LEAVE AS SOON AS WE HAVE ESTABLISHED WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR YOU TO WALK AMONG THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
Why wouldn’t it be safe? I’m not interested in nuclear weapons or destroying countries! All I want is a safe place for my kids to live in the future. Do you have a problem with that? Because I have done nothing.
DO YOU CALL MURDER NOTHING, SHADE?
Murder? Show me your proof!
WE HAVE CCTV FOOTAGE OF THE MURDER OF A SHOPKEEPER REFUSING TO SERVE YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN, DRUNK AND DISORDERLY. HE SUFFERED SEVERAL STAB WOUNDS TO THE CHEST. IS THIS NOTHING, MR SHADE?
This is a complete hoax!
[HISSING NOISE] I AM NOW SHOWING MR SHADE THE CCTV SLIP AS EVIDENCE OF MY ACCUSATION. YOU MURDERED A MAN, MR SHADE. THE POLICE DO NOT TAKE IT LIGHTLY, AND THEY DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE DENYING IT.
How do you even know that is my face? It’s just a blur! That could have been anyone.
BUT IT WAS NOT JUST ANYONE, WAS IT, MR SHADE?
MR SHADE, PLEASE CALM DOWN. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AGGITATING YOU, BUT RESTRAIN YOURSELF.
MR SHADE, PLEASE. SIT DOWN AND LET US TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE CIVIL HUMAN BEINGS.
MR SHADE, PLEASE.
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MR SHADE HOSPITALISED ON 01/04/13 DUE TO DESTRUCTIVE AND ALTERNATE PERSONALITY DISORDER.
TO BE INVESTIGATED FURTHER UNDER SUPERVISION. UNTIL CLEARED BY OFFICIALS, MAKE NO EFFORT TO CONTACT MR SHADE AS HE IS IN AN UNSTABLE CONDITION AND CANNOT ACCEPT VISITORS OF ANY KIND.
THIS FILE IS TOP SECRET AND IS NOT TO BE SHARED. ALL SENSITIVE INFORMATION IS CENSERED TO PROTECT THE PATIENT DURING THEIR STAY. IT IS THEIR CHOICE TO THEN RELEASE INFORMATION TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.