People, for some reason, don't believe me when I say that I'm a
This is because I have managed to prefect about 60% of my necessary social skills.
This 60% is what you use most days, when you're doing things like talking to people about somewhat interesting things, directing respect to people who rank higher than you so that they don't crush you like ants, and the like. This is pretty much all the social skills that you really need.
60% of the time.
The other 40% includes talking to royalty, talking to the homeless about their lives, figuring out if someone's hitting on you or just nice, and getting rid of incredibly annoying people.
Should I be in any of these situations, my true social tard shows through.
Unfortunately, since I have prefected the 60% of skills that you use 90% of the time, people are surprised when I do something incredibly socially retarded.
Then I look like an ass.
Why can't I just lack all the social skills and have no friends or acquaintances and then not end up hurting people?
If there's something screwed up, you're either going to be willing to do something about it, or you're going to shut the eff and deal with it! I'm so tired of finding the solution only to find out that no one is willing to do what it takes to make it work.
If you're not willing to work, it's not a bad enough situation. I've known people in bad enough situations and they do something about it.