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Kim Kardashians weight

By: delapruch

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Kim Kardashian’s weight

 

why

the

fuck

do

we

as

a

species

give

a

fuck

about

Kim

Kardashian’s

weight

while

pregnant?

 

why do we care about her fucking weight while she was

not with child?

 

why do we care about Kim fucking Kardashian at all?

 

she has been labeled a “socialite,”

she has been labeled a “television personality”---

um,

let’s just get down to it…

 

WOULD WE EVEN KNOW HER NAME

IF IT WASN’T FOR THE FACT THAT GUYS WANT

TO FUCK HER?

 

would we even know her name, if it wasn’t for her big

ass,

that much like Jennifer Lopez’s,

has been talked of as if it had a zip code of its own?

 

there had been rumors that Lopez got her ass insured,

because of its great worth…

there are rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt is thinking about

getting her breasts insured…

 

this is the world we live in america,

this is what the empire does on the inside

while we beat other countries senseless &

force them to walk, talk & act like us on the

outside…

 

think of the time,

think of the effort,

think of the money,

think of the jobs involved,

all to get a picture of Kim Kardashian on the magazine cover,

on the website blurb,

on the television program…

just to talk of how much she weighs

while pregnant,

as if she had contributed

anything

at

all,

whatsoever,

to our advancement as a species,

besides being a goddamn doorknob…

and then in unison,

throw up.

 

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