There's a Crick in My Neck!

Iwoke up this morning
And everything seemed alright
Well, as right as it can be
Waking up after night

But I left the house,
And arrived where I'd headed
And my head found it couldn't
Go where I led it!

There's a crick in my neck,
And I'm sure you'd agree
There's not many things worse
Than what's happened to me

I can't see left of me
Without turning my whole self
With my head slightly cocked
And my pride on the shelf

So, you wont see me today
And Iwont see you
Unless you're to my right
And I don't sleep all day through!