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The Couple of Dorks

Script By: XxLoveXHateXMexX
Non-fiction



Me and my good friend, in a script about our lives. I wish to know whether to finish it or not, so far it is just the one act that is up.


Submitted:Jun 24, 2011    Reads: 56    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


The Characters:

Lucas: A 15 year old boy.Very Cocky. Hot Italian body, sexy figure, cute nose, tall, hot ass,chin length dark brown hair, dark chocolate eyes, a little bit of dark brown peach-fuzz over his lips, perfect bow-tie lips 5'9. Strange, thinks a lot,loves music, very creative,a Cancer (horoscope)always in a competition with Matty, even if the smallest things. Been friends for years. July 22nd is his birthday.

Matty: A 15 year old African-American girl. Very Cocky. 5'5", small little nose, perfect bow-tie lips, dark chocolate brown eyes,dark-almost black hair, "has a nice ass " (from her friends that are bi/dudes, have told her), loves music, very artsy, an Aquarious (Horoscope). Loves to have fun, write, and draw. Very Artistic. Always in a competition with Lucas over the smallest things.February 8th is her birthday.

Scene I

This play is a two actor play. ONLY. Cast it well. No one is a better cast then the original Matty R, and Lucas F. Find actors, that the real people would not be upset to look at on stage.

Before the show, the stage is dark with actors already in position. The song "I've Just Seen a Face" from Across the Universe, is playing.

Once song is done: Scene opens with Matty and Lucas sitting outside, looking up at the clouds. There is some pizza and some bottles of water; think picnic.

MATTY:

Lucascan I have some water?

MATTY:

No.

MATTY:

Can I have some pizza.

LUCAS:

No.

MATTY:

Ugh!! WHAT CAN I DO!!?!?

LUCAS:

Sit there... And look cute.

Lucas smirks to himself and holds a slice of pizza in his left hand. Matty lays on his lap, steals the slice of pizza and sits back next to him like nothing happened.

LUCAS:

I saw that...

MATTY:

Saw what... ?

LUCAS:

You taking the pizza.

Matty takes a bite of the pizza and talks with her mouth full for the next few lines, stops at well.

MATTY:

Did not!

LUCAS:

Did so.

MATTY:

Did not!

LUCAS:

Did so.

MATTY:

well... Guess who's older?

LUCAS:

Guess who has the higher maturity level?

MATTY:

Guess who is cuter?

LUCAS:

what's the point of being cute, if you're not mature?

MATTY:

You got it backwards, what's the point of being mature if you're not cute?

LUCAS

Yeah, but cuteness isn't everything

MATTY:

So you admit it!

pause, Lucas glares at Matty.

LUCAS:

Guess who is sexier?

MATTY:

Guess who is smarter?

Lucas smiles widely, Matty glares at him.

LUCAS:

Me?

MATTY:

Wanna take this outside?

Lucas points up at the sky, and smiles.

LUCAS:

We are outside, remember?

MATTY:

Are you teasing me, boy?

LUCAS:

Maybe I am.

MATTY:

You wanna go?

LUCAS:

If you're thinking McDonald's. Then sure.

MATTY:

UGH!!

There are two voice overs, one is of Lucas saying, "Ngh... what am I going to say to this girl... jeez... Woman can be so troublesome." And one of Matty saying, "Are all men like him...? God, so skeptical." Lucas looks at Matty and laughs.

LUCAS:

You're so weird.

MATTY:

At least I'm not a kid.

LUCAS:

What was that?!

MATTY:

Hmmm..? Nothing, why?

LUCAS:

It sounded like you said I was a kid.

MATTY:

LUCAS:

I remember getting into a fight with you over that a few years back...

MATTY:

You're hearing things.

LUCAS:

Jeez.. you always like to win...

MATTY:

Nope.

LUCAS:

You called me a kid! Admit it, and we can end this right now.

Lucas stands up and crosses his arms, glaring at her. Matty stands up and smiles up at Lucas.

MATTY:

Nope.

Matty goes to tackle Lucas, Lucas takes a small step to the stage right so she falls past him; Matty grabs him so that when she falls he falls too; Lucas ends up sitting on her.

LUCAS:

You okay there?

MATTY:

Yes I am fine, Lucas.

LUCAS:

You can't fight me and expect to win.

Lucas laughs, Matty smiles up at him.

MATTY:

Oh yeah? Watch me.

The couple rolls so that Matty is on top of Lucas.

MATTY:

Ha! What now?! Suck it!

LUCAS:

Wow...What skill.

MATTY:

I know right? You're soooo jealous right now.

LUCAS:

Oh yes, definitely.

MATTY:

Ha! I wiiiiin!!! And yes, I did fight you AND win!

Matty smiled and looked down at Lucas, who was glaring at her; He smirks.

LUCAS:

This is what I meant by you always like to win.

MATTY:

No. You said

Matty tries to sound and talk like Albert Einstein; Horrible German accent, accent disappears after she says "win."

MATTY:

You can't fight me and expect to win. But this time you see, I didn't try to win, I just did.

Matty lays down on Lucas and smiles.Lucas speaks melodramatically.

LUCAS:

Okay.... you won.

MATTY:

Wow... I never that you would give up... that.... easily!

LUCAS:

What's the point. You're a woman.

MATTY:

What's your point. You're a man.

LUCAS:

Exactly... I never seem to win against woman.

MATTY:

Have you ever triiiieeed?

LUCAS:

Ngh... yeah.

MATTY:

Hmmmm... Gotta think one step ahead.

LUCAS:

Ehhh...

MATTY:

Don't ehhh me, just try harder.

Matty smiles taking a drink of her water bottle, then looks down at Lucas, who is staring up at her.

MATTY:

Yeeess?

LUCAS:

Nothing.

MATTY:

tell me?

LUCAS:

Hmmm... why?

MATTY:

I said so?

LUCAS:

Not telling.

MATTY:

I'll tell you a secret!

LUCAS:

Really?

MATTY:

NO.

BOTH:

UGH!!!!

Voice over for Matty "Are we... flirting...?" for Lucas "So.... she is sitting on me..... Hmmm... I like this... Flirting... "

Matty gets off Lucas, and lays next to him looking up at the clouds.

MATTY:

Hey Lucas...?

LUCAS:

Yeah...?

MATTY:

What do you think of... Dating?

Scene II

During scene change, "I wanna hold your hand" from ATU plays.

Scene opens with a couch, as the two actors are watching TV. Both are sitting on the couch, there is a coffee table, and a plant on the right side of the couch, the couple turn to face each other.

MATTY:

You still never answered my question....

LUCAS:

Which one...?

MATTY:

The one where I asked you, what you thought about dating...

LUCAS:

Hmmm..? why are you asking me that?

MATTY:

Oh.. j..just asking... nothing important...

LUCAS:

What's the reason...?

MATTY:

J...just well we dated before.... and... well....

LUCAS:

Yes... ?

They lean into each other closer.

MATTY:

Well.. I was wondering if... we could...

LUCAS:

Yes...?

They lean in closer and closer until they kiss. Hold the kiss for 4 seconds, then slowly pull back, during the kiss that old, romantic love song they play in the movies plays, but it should sounds like the sound fell after 4 seconds.

Both act shy and stutter. Lucas touches his lips gently. Matty looks away blushing.

LUCAS:

W...what just happened... ?

MATTY:

I..I just kissed my best friend...

Both sink into the couch and sigh.

BOTH:

Whoa...

LUCAS:

S..so are we...?

MATTY:

Y...yeah I think so... I think we are....

LUCAS:

No can't be.

MATTY:

okay..... so....

LUCAS:

So....

MATTY:

we just kissed....

LUCAS:

Yep....

MATTY:

We are like... best friends....

LUCAS:

Yep.....

MATTY:

...I.... just kissed... my best friend....

LUCAS:

yeah...

MATTY:

I mean I was going to give you more credit I mean-

LUCAS:

You sayin' I was bad?

MATTY:

No no not at all!! I mean it just sorta happened like out of the blue!!! It wasn't planned was it?! Unless you planned to-

LUCAS:

You don't think that I-

MATTY:

No no I don't think that! well actually I-

LUCAS:

So you do think that?

MATTY:

Do you think that about me?

LUCAS:

No but why should I?

MATTY:

Well I thought it would be mooooooore... romantic... not so.... awkward.....

LUCAS:

Ahhhh I see... How is this for awkward...

Lucas pins Matty down on the couch, and leans over her, and smiles; Matty blushes.

MATTY:

Uhhh... I.... I uhhh...

Lucas puts his finger on her lips, once his line is finished, he removes his finger.

LUCAS:

Shhhh... don't say anything... just let me gaze into your eyes...

MATTY;

W..we have the same eyes... hehe...

LUCAS:

Don't spoil the moment...

MATTY:

Okay... heh..heh...

Matty closes her eyes, Lucas leans down and kisses her; that old romantic dramatic love song they play in the movies is played here (the song plays out the whole ten seconds). They kiss for 10 seconds. Music ends, Matty opens her eyes; Lucas smiles.

MATTY:

Y..you did it again... I..I mean WE did it again..

LUCAS:

I don't know what you mean.

Matty sits up, looking at Lucas.

MATTY:

Yes you do.. we kissed, your nose being red proves it.

Lucas touches his nose; smiling.

LUCAS:

Ngh.. stupid nose.

Matty moves Lucas' hand down from his nose and kisses it.

MATTY:

I...it's a very cute nose...

LUCAS:

Thanks...

MATTY:

Don't mention it. Hey why don't we go to, maybe a coffee shop? Starbucks?

LUCAS:

Pff... I know better.

Matty offers her hand to Lucas, smiling.

MATTY:

Show me.

Lucas puts on his sexy black fedora, and grabbed his black coat, Matty grabs her red beret and her black German jacket, Lucas takes her hand and both actors walk off stage.

Scene III

During scene change "Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop" by London Pigg, plays.

Scene changes to 3 small round tables, two chairs at each table (SR, SL, C). the extra's sit at the table on SL & SR. The waitress, goes to the extra's tables, and mimes serving motions.

Lucas and Matty walk in, the waitress see's them and motions them to a table.Lucas sits on SL, Matty on SR. Lucas sits and puts his feet up on the table, pulling his fedora down over his eyes, trying to act overly cool. Matty sits across from him, and smiles.the waitress puts a coffee mug in front of Lucas and Matty. Use chocolate milk as coffee.

LUCAS:

Told you I knew a better place.

MATTY:

Mmmm.. this coffee is amazing!

LUCAS:

Yeah it's is...

MATTY:

Lucas...

LUCAS:

Yes doll face.

Matty stands, and takes the brim of Lucas' fedora with her upstage hand, and tilts his hat back so she is looking in his eyes smirking.

MATTY:

I know you're cocky... but don't over do it.

Matty pulls the fedora off Lucas' head and places it next to her on the floor. and she pushes his feet of the table smiling. Lucas laughs and looks at her. Lucas sits with his legs spread evenly, one foot apart, his left arm resting on his left leg, and his elbow resting on the table. Matty rolls her eyes.

LUCAS:

Hey! If they're weren't cocky people in this world, the world would be-

MATTY:

Square? Hehe.

LUCAS:

Yeah.

MATTY:

You're are tooo cocky sometimes, I never over do it.

LUCAS:

You're so cocky, but.... It's hard to explain. You're like a different kind of cocky.

Lucas laughs to himself. Matty crosses her arms and looks at him like he is crazy; hiding the fact that she is totally in love with him.

LUCAS:

Heh.. cocky... I like that word...

MATTY:

I noticed...

The waitress comes to the table of Lucas and Matty, with a note pad. When orders start being taken, waitress takes notes on her note pad.

WAITRESS:

Hello, and what may I get the happy couple this afternoon.

Matty and Lucas blush.

MATTY:

O..oh we aren't a couple...

LUCAS:

Yeah we are just friends, right?

MATTY:

Yep just friends.

WAITRESS:

Alright, so what may I get you?

MATTY:

I will have green tea with honey and a snickerdoodle cookie, and can we make this all to-go please?

WAITRESS:

Of course, and for you.

LUCAS:

I will have a green tea as well doll face.

MATTY:

Ummm... Lucas?

LUCAS:

Yes?

MATTY:

I know you're a sexy ,cocky bastard, but once again, to much.

LUCAS:

Fine....

WAITRESS:

Alright, we have two green tea's with honey snickerdoodle cookie. I will be back soon with your orders.

LUCAS:

Alright babe.

The waitress leaves, Matty puts her elbow on the table, and rests her cheek in her hand sighing. Lucas reaches down and grabs the fedora from beside Matty's chair, and holds it in his hand.

MATTY:

Ugh... cocky men.

LUCAS:

Aww what's wrong?

MATTY:

Why are you so cocky?

LUCAS:

Don't be a hypocrite, you're are a cocky little girl as well. But want me to tell you something?

MATTY:

What?

Lucas puts his fedora on Matty and smiles.

LUCAS:

The cocky people... are usually the most attractive.

Matty blushes, the waitress comes back with their orders , in to go containers; she hands matty her tea and cookie, and Lucas histea.

WAITRESS:

Y'all come back soon!

MATTY:

We will!!

LUCAS:

Later babe.

MATTY:

UGH LUCAS!!!

LUCAS:

Sorry Matty.

Black out, Matty and Lucas walk off stage.

Scene IV

The extra's change the scene back to the house set, the stage is split, with a wall with a door on the stage left side of the couch. On the other side of the wall is a bed, and a bed side table. Matty and Lucas sit on the couch, their drinks on the table in front of them; Matty; breaks her cookie in half backstage, and eats one half of it one stage making it appear that she is finishing her cookie, then looks at Lucas; sitting shyly, Lucas looks at her.

MATTY:

Soo... ummm we are at your house... alone...

LUCAS:

Yes we are....Does it bother you?

MATTY:

N..no...

Matty fiddles with her skirt nervously, Lucas watches her. After 3 seconds of Matty fiddling, Lucas holds her hand.

LUCAS:

Why so nervous...?

MATTY:

I..I'm not so sure...

LUCAS:

Let's see if I can get rid of those nervs...

MA:

O..Okay.

Lucas takes her hand, opens the door into his room and they walk inside. Lucas closes the door and smiles at Matty. Matty looks around nervously.

MATTY:

N...nice room...

LUCAS:

It isn't mine.... it's our guest room...

MATTY:

O..oh...

Lucas walks towards Matty slowly pulling off his shirt. Matty backs up and falls onto the bed; shirtless, Lucas gets on all fours over Matty on the bed. Matty blushes.

LUCAS:

Heh... isn't this nice...?

MATTY:

uh...uhhuh...

LUCAS:

I have known you fro two years, yet Ihave never seen you so pink. It's cute.

MATTY:

W..well how canI not blush? There is such an adorable boy above me I don't know what Iwould do.

Lucas looked down at her and smiled, leaning closer, their lips no closer then about an inch apart.

LUCAS:

Let's play around some...

MATTY:

Oh my!

Lucas leaned in and the two kissed. Matty wraps her legs around his waist and the stage goes black, ending the scene. Ending the act.





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