I recently became a Christian - and so many people were telling me "oh, when you're a christian you can't do this, you can't do that", and "you can't believe in this". This is basically me blabbering on about what i believe, and you getting a good laugh, or actually getting something out of it.
I think that no one can tell me how to believe. It's my choice. If I want to read romance novels, I'll read romance novels.
Love the Lord, and love thy neighbor. Those are the commandments I try to follow - there's nothing about going to church (although I think it helps to be surrounded by people that will help you) or not believing in vampires.
I say "fuck them" because if I want to be a Vampire, I can bloody well be a vampire.
Anyways, check it out. It's kind of dumb - but I like it, and it's purely me. :)