- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they aren't looking
- Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens
- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Skip around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme song.
- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different sized funnels.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO NO! It's those voices again!"
- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while,
and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
- Wear a U.S. Immigration hat and stare at people speaking
- get a cart full of stuff then get to the checkout line let
the cashier check out everything then say you only want the pack
- get a cart full of stuff let the cashier check it out then
hand her a $1 bill when they say it isn't enough grab it back and
draw zero's on it with a sharpie when they sa they can't take it
look offended and stomp off
- walk up to the employee and ask about an inexistent product
when they say theres no such thing explain why you need it then
start sniffling and run off
- put a fake on sale sign up or buy 1 get ___ free
- get a bunch of stuff and set it up in front of a manikin and
pretend to worship it then walk away
- ask where the walls are and when the employee says there
isn't any walls argue with them
- a teen boy and girl stand outside pretending they are about
to get married and say hello to everyone thinking they are guests
(introduce male adults as uncle Ernie female adults as aunt rosie
young girls as susie young boys as jonny male seniors as grampa
howard and female seniors as gramma louise)
- go up to the doors as they open and act amazed keep walking
back and forth until an employee looks at you funny
- announce over the intercom that there is an international
crisis then when people start panicking say Just Kidding then run
away and act casual
- a man walks into the womens underwear and puts on a bright
oversized bra then he walks around asking people if he looks
- put a walkie talkie in a bunch of thongs and stand a feww
aisles away when a man walks buy call into the walkie talkie
"BUYME" the man will probably look confused and ask "ME?" you say
"YESYOU!NOWBUYME!" hell look over at the thongs pick up and pair
and while walking off hell mutter "Now what ami going to do with
- grab a gun, then making sure some ladies are watching you
walk into the bathroom muttering to yourself, spill red dye
everywhere and make a sound like agunshot thensneak out the
window, when the ladies get freaked out because they think you
killed yourself they'll rush into the bathroom notice you are
gone and might call the cops
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