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RANDOM NONSENSE

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Submitted:Nov 23, 2011    Reads: 7    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


RANDOM NONSENSE

ONE DAY A PIECE OF PIE WALKS INTO A CAT. THE CAT SAYS "DRIVING UNDR THE INFLUENCE" THEN BARFS UP THE PIE. THE PIE IS THEN EATEN BY A LLAMA WITH TWO HEADS. THAT LLAMA GREW UP TO BECOME A LAWYER WITH HERPES. THAT LLAMA TRANSFERED HIS HERPES TO EVERY LITTLE MOUSE HE FOUND. THE MICE GREW UP AND HAD BABIES. THE BABIES WERE MUTANTS OF LLAMA'S AND MICE. THEY HAD SUCH TERRIBLE BREATH THAT THEY MADE EVERY SINGLE DINOSAUR DIE OUT. THAT'S HOW THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT. ONE DINOSAUR BEFORE HE DIED HAD A BABY OF A HUMAN WHO COULD STAND THE BREATH OF THE MUTANT MOUSE/LLAMA OR OTHER WISE KNOWN TODAY AS A SKUNK.





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