Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Teacher(ness)

School being a holy and sacred place, should take precedence over daily life. Do not fall into the temptations of after school merriment, that draws your attention away from that, that is most sacred of sacredness. Do not fall for those heathen things such as the mall and friend, they are insignificant. Do they secure you’re future? Do they supply you with learnedness? From them will you obtain wisdom? The holy institution of school is more then you’re petty friends and parties. It is you’re due right, you’re future, you’re manifest destiny.Dedicate you’re being to education or fall into a bottomless fiery, agony and misery ridden pit of despair, more commonly known as the fast food industry. Where you will eternally serve burgerness and friesness to other lathargicness ridden people. To save yourself from this pit take heed of these five deadly sins.

Tardiness

Laziness

Supplylessness

Truantness

Lethargicness

… up to and including other crimes ending in “ness”.

If you disobey the holy sacredness of the institute of schoolishness education, your parental units will receive a phone call of warningness. You will fail at the holy task of education, failing not only yourself but your future.

If you adhere the holiness of all that is school related, you will be forever blessed with infinite knowledge. Your parents will remain happy and unaware. You will avoid the slightly minor pitness of detention.Your future will be bright and plentiful. And you will be like the all holy teacher, the provider of knowledge, the sage of sacredness, completely and utterly divine. Only can you then be truly great in the eyes of the world. Always remember the great words of Mr. Erxleben “karma…”.