In modern day life they are one of the most popular things. Like
pop music and low tops. These three things really get on my
These are a few things I would say to someone who was in love
1: For a start vampires are so over rated. If you want to like a
mythical creature pick one that is different or werewolves and
not the Twilight ones. More like shiver kind.
2: Of course vampires have been around for years. The good old
ones are the best. I mean the ones that can't go out in daylight
and ones who do not go to school and fall in love with the
curious human. I'm talking about Twilight and (If you watch it)
The Vampires Diary.
3: Twilight. For starters Read The Book!!! How many people in
this world wait for the movie to come out and never even think
about reading for a change.
And please, tell me, what on earth is going on? When people see
someone from Twilight on a magazine they buy it and show it to
their friends saying "Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My
God!" It drives me nuts!!!! I don't see what's so great about it.
And what is great about Robert Patterson? He is a cheese head.
And Taylor Lautner! Jesus Christ!!
4: Come on, what is going on around here? Why are vampires so
5: Here we go. Let's see if you can work out how much I hate
I hate Twilight but love Buffy The Vampire
Get The Picture!
So I've told you why I hate Vampires. Now I would like to say one
The only cool vampires around here are the good old nighttime
blood suckers and not the teenaged love stories.
Please think about what you like for a change.
Feedback is welcome.
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