Theres this girl that jogs down my street that always yells hey. I try not to stare but she has these very nice boobays. I love watching them bounce up and then down. Then one day a car knocked the boobs to the ground. I yanked the evil man out of his blue painted car.Kicked him in the throat and put his face under the ti are.Put it in reverse and listened to the squash.Im a mean mother fucker, a lil' bit harsh.Then went to the strip club to watch all the hot babes dance.This one went down and pulled a dollar outta my pants.She said may i have it to pay for this next sexy move.She arched her back and held my face between her boobs.And as she held me i could not breath a single gasp.In order to get her to stop i had to slap her on her ass.The bouncer yelled get out as he got in my face.I had to break his jaw then i said fuck this place.But i couldnt leave it at that i had to steal a kiss.One from this fine girl but then found out she had a dick.As exiting the doors i caught a glimpse of a blonde.We went outside and i rocked the first day of her job.YeahYeah.yeah. Yeah............
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