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A short rant about Naruto

Miscellaneous By: ChihiroRin

I has some ranting to do >C

Submitted:May 17, 2010    Reads: 56    Comments: 3    Likes: 0   

A short rant about the character Naruto.

Well. Where to begin... Firstly, he's a sugarbomb idiot. He has an endless amount of energy, has no idea what he's doing, and he can't even dress himself correctly for the first 13 years of his life. (Bright orange and blue?!)

Second, he's a god modder. He has THE MOST POWERFUL demon inside of him. He ALWAYS wins. And, in so short a time, he AUTOMATICALLY can go into sage mode?! And can do it even better than his teacher could?! Come on Masashi, gimme a break.

And last, he just LOOKS dumb. His body figure makes little to no sense, considering he's apparently really fast, but has so much wind resistance hanging off of him. His hair is dumb. And he wears loose clothing. What?! Really? And he DOESN'T die from getting his clothes caught on a branch or something? HOW?!....

Thank you for reading :D


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