Hey there lovely!
Alright, so I'm going to start with a little intro. about this contest...You can right either a short story or a poem (or both), but when I mean 'short story' I mean it. I don't want to read a story that takes me an hour long to look over. You can write about anything you want. But I'll give you a hint: Since I'm going to be a CRUEL judge >:D (jk) I'll prefer to read something that interests me. I don't know...something like mystery.... or a sad story.... or a story that has a suprise ending. But if your a rebel, then don't write about what I want to read and write something that you think is better >:D
Oh, and I don't like romance- BUT...if you can show me a love story or peom that you think I'll lgo crazy for, go for it :)
-You can have language if it makes you happy, just don't have me read 20 cuss words in, like, one sentence. A few here and there is ok...I guess 8D
- Please no SCENES. And when I mean' SCENES' I mean...you know...uh...like, for example, "Michael looked deep into sarah's eyes, and said in a low, seductive voice, "Hey. You want to-" And then, you know, stuff like that that leads to certain acts. Sorry if this rule makes u upset? it's just that I'll feel a bit uncomfortable reading people doing...stuff... (But, hey, you can have a little kissy-kissy scene. That stuff is ok. Just don't push it)
- HAVE FUN >:D I WANT YOU TO ENJOY THIS THING, DANG IT!! *giggle* I'm a little excited ^^
Ok! SO your probably wondering what the reward would be....
-facebook is out of the question because I only have, like, 10 friends (IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT POPULAR! I'TS JUST THAT i PREFER TO HAVE A SMALLL NUMBER OF COMPANIONS ON THAT WEBSITE) And if I post your work on F.B then it won't recieve much fame. (Oh, and if ur one of those people who would try to look for me at facebook-I suggest you don't because you'll never find me!) hee-hee ^^
- What I CAN do is this...I'll spread your fame all over booskie and I'll go through all booksie (yes, all people from A-Z) and tell them how awesome u are and to read ur books and fan you? (If I die in the process of going through the millions of members and posting the same message of "OMG, this person is so cool, bla bla vla...etc.." I just wanted you all to know...**sniff* that i tried hard to spread the winners fame! T.T
-Oh, yeah, then I'll also classify you as my...BFF4L? UGH! Then I'll PUT YOU ON MY BIO WITH BOLD LETTERS SAYING 'SO-AND-SO JUST WON THIS CONTEST!' THEN I'LL WRITE A DOZEN PRETTY THINGS ABOUT YOU AND I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU OFF MY BIO!! *whispers* NEVER!!! I WILL FOREVER HAV YOUR NAME POSTED ON MY PROFILE AND ANYONE WHO VISITS MY PAGE WOULD BE LIKE, 'WHO'S THIS AWESOEM BEAST!?!?' AND I'LL BE, LIKE, 'THAT'S THE WINNER OF MY CONTEST. THEIR SO AWWESOME-' well...you get the picture.
-BUT if thats not enough, then I'll press the 'like' buttons on all your works and give you constructive criticism.
...idk...you can just tell me what you want me to reward you with, but I won't say 'yes' automatically.....I mean...what if you ask me something scary?! 80
KK, so heres the deal....I know this contest sounds pretty easy, but if you read the summary, I want to find a work that BLOWS MY MIND.
SO far, I've read books that make me gasp in joy, but I've never once found one that makes me want to tear the paint of my wall....in a good way.
So, I know your probably thinking this would be hard (or maybe not ;D ), but I'm sometimes easy to please....sometimes I'm hard, but I'll never rudely criticize someones work, even if it doesn't suit me. Soooo, don't fear my fellow friend, just submit what you have and I'll treat you with love and respect *hugs*
ALRIGHT! So, I want to know who would be participating in this by March 23rd- that's the latest. Your work will be due on April 7th. But if you finsih earlier, by all means please tell me so I can suck on what you have.
Oh yeah, and if you are going to participate, I want to know whether u would be writing a poem or a short story or both. (even if I don't respond cuz I'll probably not be on, please start your awesome stuff :) )
How I'll look over ur work is that I'll grab a beautiful sheet of paper and grab my sparkly pink pen (jk. I don't have one nor do I want one) and I'll write down your username, your title, what you are writing (poem or story) what the plot is, what I like and don't like about your thing, and my reaction to what you wrote. Overall, I think it's a great idea and I'll tell my friend who would also be a judge and we'll both decide who would be the winner!! yay ^^
Remember: I want to be able to feast on your words and taste the sweet taste if success. If u have any questions, tell me and if I'm feeling giddy I might give you a little hint to win my heart ;) *NOT THAT WAY*