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A random story :P

By: Lozzy G

Page 1, This is a random story i writ with my friend, Holly. It\'s a bit weird as this is usually what we write to cure boredem, you might find it good, you might not, i don\'t mind. :)

Holly :PMS. LOWER TELLS MISS BALDOCK APPS TO TAKE U OUTSIDE AND U SAY TO MISS BALDOCK APPS, OI! U WANNA PIECE OF ME?? COME AT ME THEN!! COME ON!! THEN SHE SAYS RIGHT, GET OUTSIDE NOW! AND U SAY, WELL IF THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE THEN! THEN U START RUNNING TOWARDS HER SCREAMING AND POUNCE ON HER KNOCKING HER TO THE FLOOR THEN U SAY, THATS RIGHT! IM LOZZYKICK-ALL-YOUR-BUTTS GLAZIER!!!! AND THEN U LOOK AROUND THE ROOM AND ALL OF US SHOUTING ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE OF LOZZY KICK-ALL-YOUR-BUTTS GLAZIER?? NO, I DIDNT THINK SO!! THEN YOU WALK OUT THE ROOM WITH SWAG.

Lauren :3

COZ THATS HOW WE ROLL!

Holly :P

I walked down the road, to the bus-stop. Where i meet my friend lauren, i peered round. She was nowhere. I was confused and anxious. That was until i saw her slouched over the bonet of a car. I took a deep breath and sighed. Seriously. She needs to go sleep more earlier.

Lauren :3

i slowly got off the car bonet and looked over at Holly, a smile slithered across my face, " oi,hippie!" i call out i try to walk over to Holly, but i trip over.

Holly :P I see her stumble towards me, and think how i will ever survive the day. When she finally manages to make it over to me i guess i just flipped. And i blurt out "OI HIPPIE? DID U JUST SAY OI HIPPIE!!?? I SICK AND TIRED OF U BEING BLOODYHALF DEADALL THEBLOODY TIME!!" i soon regret it as Lauren moves closer to me, a look of power struck across her face "U WANNA PIECE OF ME!!" she shouts, so i did the only thing i could think of..."Who wants a treat!!?" i said pulling a biscuit out of my pocket. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly she simply took off her glove and punched me on the nose "TAKE THAT!!" she cried. I hate it when shes half zombie. So the rest of the way i thought it wise to keep quiet.

Lauren:3 We get to school, i think over what just happened, her fault anyway. Tht bloody girl. we see a few of our friends, who clap us on our backs, from when we confronted our teachers. Holly just stares at the random people and me. Holly sighs and pulls out a gun and shots one of the teachers. My eyes widen and i stay completely silent. So does the whole class. Looks like i need to break the silence....

Holly :P

...why did i do it? I couldnt let her have all the fun. So, yeah, i shot her. And just when the silence gets a little too awkward lauren comes out with "YEAHHIPPIES,HOW D'YA LIKE DAT!!" im so embarrased. I sink into my seat. Hoping the floor will swallow me up. But then, OH GOD! ITS MR VICE! but i forgot how lauren is when shes tired. The moment he stepped through the door she pounced like a hiyena. I could help but rofl. I mean who doesnt find that hilarious? The whole class starts cheering lauren on as she pounds at his head until hes begging for.mercy. Were all in tears, laughter tears of course, like we give a crap for his health. But then, oh no. Me and lauren get called in by the headmaster (aka master weirdo) Rian giles. We look at each other and swallow. Oh crap...

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