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Ian Dawn gave me the celbrity from my Celebrity Challenge. This is my answer.... Arnold Schwarzenegger is a famous Food Critic and Blogger. Enjoy.

Submitted:Jul 22, 2012    Reads: 25    Comments: 7    Likes: 3   

This is an excerpt from Arnold Schwarzenegger's blog, the famous Food Critic:

Friday, July 13, 2012

It's Friday the 13th, so naturally I went to Harry's Horror House of Hamburgers. Maria wouldn't go with me, so I took our babysitter. It was a pretty scary experience. They put too many onions on my burger! The fries were cold -couldn't they at least heat them up? I do not recommend this restaurant to anyone. So, I won't be back.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Well, the babysitter wouldn't kiss me goodnight. It must have been the onion breath. I mean, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger, famous food critic and blogger. Anyway, today I took Maria and the kids to the Bejing Restaurant. The wait staff were rude and the food was nothing to brag about. For carbs, all I had to choose from were rice or noodles. What are these people thinking? They mixed my rice with an egg mixture. Weird people. My chicken was too salty. After dinner, Maria gave me her usual snide look and went to bed. Must be PMS. I believe I will give this restaurant another chance. So, I'll be back.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

After Maria went to bed, I took the babysitter to Pete's Lounge for some drinks and chicken wings. My beer wasn't cold enough and the chicken wings were terribly small. For those of you who've never seen me, I'm a big guy and I have big hands. It was crazy, fumbling around with these itty-bitty chicken wings with my big hands.

Anyway, the babysitter and I decided to go back to her place to relax after the drinks. I stayed the night, but I swear nothing happened. Really, nothing happened. Okay, so she may have laughed at the size of my … Because it was so big. Really. She was laughing at my big feet.

As far as Pete's Lounge is concerned, the drinks were okay enough. So, I'll be back.

Monday, July 16, 2012

It has been a long weekend of dining and blogging, and today I put up my review on Harry's. It didn't go well with the editor. Oh, well. Maybe next weekend will have more action.


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